I passed a pub today and their board said 'WARNING. This Pub may contain nuts!'
What is the best welcome sign you have come across?
2006-06-26 10:54:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dining Out ➔ United Kingdom ➔ Other - United Kingdom
at a pub near me it has a big sign saying no children allowed,for when you go into the beer garden there are lots of play equipment,what's all that about
2006-06-26 22:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
It's not really 'funny' but there was a pub in central London with a sign on the door saying: 'Workmen not allowed' (or something like that). I thought that was a really snotty sign, talk about discrimination! (and I'm not a workman myself so I am not biased!)
2006-06-27 21:05:50 · answer #2 · answered by LONDONER © 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the door of our local pub "I've hanging around here for 300 years" it then goes on to basically say shut the door in a comical way!
2006-06-27 20:58:01 · answer #3 · answered by ehc11 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This pub is a smoke free zone... it has atmosphere.
2006-06-27 20:48:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than a frontal lobotomy
2006-06-26 15:55:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not exactly a welcome sign -- but it cracks me up!
"All unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy."
That just conjures up the funniest mental image!
2006-06-26 10:59:38 · answer #6 · answered by janellethechef 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best one i saw was.......
children are allowed in here but not aloud!!!!
2006-06-26 11:15:08 · answer #7 · answered by a_wee_broon_troot 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw one which said "We serve crabs, please sit down" and another which you probably wouldn't call a welcome sign as such said "once the floor is full, would you please use the ashtrays"
2006-06-26 10:58:52 · answer #8 · answered by Evil J.Twin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋