Ill start it off:
Chuck Norris doesnt jump, the Earth Crouches
2006-06-26 10:09:41 · 11 answers · asked by ksee019 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuck Norris lost his virginity the day before his father did.
Chuck Norris can create a stone that even he can't lift. Then he'll lift it anyway, just to piss us all off.
Not even in Soviet Russia do you roundhouse kick Chuck Norris.
2006-06-26 10:21:45 · answer #1 · answered by Sparkiplasma 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, one time Chuck Norris ate an Indian.
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried... Ever.
2006-06-28 20:35:19 · answer #2 · answered by C B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is everyone obsessed with Chuck Norris? Even though there was one joke I thought was pretty good. How does Chuck Norris shave? He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
2006-06-26 17:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by legolas85130 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is a joke.
2006-06-26 18:07:13 · answer #4 · answered by marvs36 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favourites:
One year Santa put Chuck Norris on the naughty list. And that's why there is no Santa.
and
Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
2006-06-26 17:21:27 · answer #5 · answered by -j. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
2006-06-26 17:13:45 · answer #6 · answered by |[C]|.Hinata.|[S]| 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris isn't super man... HES NORRIS MAN :)
2006-06-26 17:17:46 · answer #7 · answered by stunner6662000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits
2.chuck norris sleeps with men, not b-cause he's gay, but because he ran out of women
2006-06-26 17:13:42 · answer #8 · answered by Josephine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yall dont like chuck norris my friends brother loves walker texas ranger
2006-06-26 17:19:39 · answer #9 · answered by nicole 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when God goes to bed every night, he prays to chuck norris
2006-06-28 12:18:28 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Tambourine Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋