Funniest joke?

Question

Whats the funniest joke that you know thats appropriate for this site and viewers.

Answer 1

yo momma so fat when she run she makes the cd at the radio station skip
yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family
yo momma so stupid she got stab in a shootout
yo momma so dirty she has to sneak up on bath water
yo momma so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight
sticks an stones may break my bones
yo momma sure would if she climb on top
yo momma so stupid she was supoosed to ride the 44 but she rode the 22 twice

Answer 2

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

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10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

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The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

Answer 3

your momma so fat when she sitted on the porch
when the kids did a drive -by she screamed dammmm!
you'll quite throwing those rocks.

your momma so fat
when she stood of the curb of the street a cop stop an
said get that Fat Piece OF ****! off the STREET"S

your momma so poor she used a garbage truck for a shopping list.

your momma so ugly when she tryed to climb the tree.
she got whipped by a ugly stick.

Answer 4

ummmm.............. i dont have a joke but a funny thingy mabobber maybe :) so i was on the bus the other day and i tripped on someones foot and went flying. i landed face first in someones spam sandwhich ( i hate everything about spam). i puked all over the person in front of me while i waz getting up. if thats not funny then i probly just have a crude sense of humor.

Answer 5

Yo momma is so old she was a waitress at the last supper

Answer 6

Yo mama so fat that she cries everytime her kids through some leftover food away

Answer 7

yo momma so fat she brung a spoon to the super bowl

Answer 8

you mama's so fat that when she went to kfc the guy said what sized bucket do you want and she said the one on the roof.

Answer 9

ok so there were 3 guys in a hot air balloon. one american, one japenese, and one chinese. the chinese guy had a gun, the american had a knife, and the japenese had a bomb. the chinese guy dropped his gun, the american dropped his knife, and the japenese dropped his bomb. they went down 2 c wat happened and the chinese guy saw a little boy crying and asked wat was wrong. the little boy said a gun fell and shot my mommy. he said ohh im sooo sry. then the american guy saw a little girl crying and asked wats wrong. she said that a knife fell and stabbed her daddy. he said ohh im sry. then the japenese guy saw a gay laughing histerically. he asked y r u laughing? the other guuy said "I farted and my house blew up!"

haha!!

Answer 10

knock knock
who's there ?
cows go.
cows go who?

cows don't go who they go moo!