2006-06-26 09:32:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
What would you say?
2006-06-26 09:36:31 · update #1
Yes! I'd be like "Holy ----! There's a full scale G.I. Joe battle in aisle 5!!!! Tickets are only 10 bucks!!!"
2006-06-26 09:36:42 · answer #1 · answered by Lord of Luster 2 · 11⤊ 5⤋
Every time I am in Wal Mart or a store like that, I would love to get on that thing. I would like to scare people. For instance, there's a lady in aisle 10 with a pink pair of shorts on and a kid. I would so LOVE to say, "Hey lady in aisle 10 with the pink shorts on and the kid picking his nose! Take that item out of your purse and put it back on the shelf NOW. Security is headed your way
and they have a kleenex for the kid too. Now go on your way."
OR, "Dorky guy in aisle 7, may I have your attention, please? You just dream on buddy, that jock strap is wayyyyyyyy too large for you!"
OR, "Hey! Piggy girl in the bathing suit section. Back up and move away from there. Not this summer, girly. Have you looked at your gut lately?"
I could have the most fun in my whole entire life doing that. I can't even imagine how much fun that would be. That could be a new
fall T.V. show.
2006-06-26 17:07:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever wanted to use the intercom at a department store?
I would like to say...."Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers, the time is now 8:45, you have 15 more minutes to finish your shopping before we close...and as always.....Thank You for shopping
Wal-Mart
............Now get your sh*t and get outta here!!"
2006-06-26 20:29:08 · answer #3 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Free samples in Aisle 5
2006-06-26 16:39:31 · answer #4 · answered by palxtreaux 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to work in a dept. store, so I did then. Since I do know how, I am tempted at times to page for help when I have asked for someone to get help and no one comes.
2006-06-26 16:36:08 · answer #5 · answered by ladysodivine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I have. Every time I hear someone use it I want to run to where they are and say "HEY! Enjoy yourself shopping today and don't forget to get something for me."
2006-06-26 16:38:02 · answer #6 · answered by eehco 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Price check on Aisle 2, Supersized Tampax tampons"
"Attention all customers, we are having a special on ribbed condoms today..."
"Hello customers, I'd like to welcome you to the store, please be advised that the cockroach infestation from last week was taken care of and everything is fine, really, they are really all gone now."
2006-06-26 17:32:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have. I would say, "Houston we have a problem" and random stuff like that,
2006-06-26 16:47:59 · answer #8 · answered by avondalesweetie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes!!
2006-06-26 16:36:02 · answer #9 · answered by bloomingflower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-06-26 16:35:38 · answer #10 · answered by professor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋