...leans over and her, uhm, "Grand Teton’s" fall out of their tube top! In a panic she lets out a loud squeak, drops her keys, her purse, all in an attempt to cover herself up quickly, and inadvertently draws even more attention to herself.
What would you do or say if this happened right in front of you?
(as it did to me less than 1 hour ago)
2006-06-26 09:31:01 · 33 answers · asked by gotalife 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I think it is nice to put people at ease in a situation like this, maybe by saying, "Don't worry about it, it happens to me all the time".
Just don't say anything uncouth like, "Wow, ma'am, thanks for the mammaries."
2006-06-26 15:22:09 · answer #1 · answered by Sassy 6 · 10⤊ 1⤋
We all know had you assisted her you'd have been arrested. So what you do is posistion your body between her and the nearest crowd then yell " nothing to see here". The biggest challenge would be to not burst out laughing and make casaba jokes. Having mastered that, walk a few steps away and fall faking a seizure people do it all the time. I'll bet they let you move to the front of the line when you start talking about your aversion to cellphones based on you cellur magnetic aura. You laugh I've been there and seen it minus the melons.
2006-06-26 10:31:10 · answer #2 · answered by jason83go 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Save your laughter for later. Helpfully pick up her keys and purse while avoiding getting your eye knocked out by her uhm "Grand Teton's" and just act normal, sorta :) Whistle casually if it helps. And I repeat, casually, not a wolf-whistle :)
2006-06-26 09:36:01 · answer #3 · answered by aliantha2004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did those melons have a bar code and was a price check done over the scanner? Only true test of a ripe melon besides the taste test is to handle them and check for firmness.
2006-06-26 14:36:47 · answer #4 · answered by Sanitizer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think there's much that you can do or say to make her feel better.
I have been the victim of wardrobe malfunction,although not in such a dramatic way,and the least said the better. Although a smile is nice.
;-)
2006-06-27 06:09:20 · answer #5 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm British - I wouldn't say anything! I'd pretend all this was happening in a whole other universe, and start mentally whistling "Nothing to see here folks" while breaking my neck to avoid the image.
2006-06-27 03:24:51 · answer #6 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is too funny! Wonder if we will ever read her story as an answer to "What was the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you". As to the answer, I would simply ask her if she intended to pay for those melons....
2006-06-26 20:22:38 · answer #7 · answered by funlady6632@yahoo.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quickly grab a magazine and pretend to read an article.
2006-06-26 18:02:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ripe mellons you got there... What isle did you find them on anyway? Then turn around a stare at the isle signs with your hands on your hips.
2006-06-27 05:18:11 · answer #9 · answered by The Bearded One 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say something funny so she doesn't get so embarrassed by herself. Something like, that just happened to me yesterday, seeing that your a man she would get a laugh from it.
2006-06-26 09:51:50 · answer #10 · answered by laurelbush28762 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id say "Grandma stop showing off! It wasnt funny last 3 times you did this here"
2006-06-29 11:59:41 · answer #11 · answered by dr strangelove 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋