ladies ur r the best at answering this!U know all those loser guys.U hav all met them.
I have heard this one:Now that i hav seen you i know what santa should get me for christmas
2006-06-26 09:24:07 · 12 answers · asked by JIM N 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this r damn funny.This guys deserve the rejection they get and no girl in her right mind should give them a chance to replicate.
2006-06-26 09:28:42 · update #1
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.
Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!
2006-06-26 14:20:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Here's a good site for funny and cheesy pick up lines
http://www.ecrush.com/pickuplines/index.phtml?sess_sid=&cobrand=&cat=11&idx=2
It categorizes the lines and they can be rated.
My faves (or rather, the ones that are the saddest) are:
-Here I am! Now what were your two other wishes?
-Support cannibalism- eat me!
-Do you work for UPS- I could've sworn I saw you check out my package!
-How bout you and me go steam up some glass?
2006-06-26 09:38:33 · answer #2 · answered by Felix Q 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in a bar one night with my mates having a right laugh when this guy came over stinking of booze and slurred "hello darling, what's the joke?" to which I replied "You!"
2006-06-26 10:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dig for worms for my job and a guy once said' can I put my worm in your hole' That's the worst I ever heard in my life!!
2006-06-26 09:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by rockin mermaid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your dad's a theif, he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes ... hearl!!!
2006-06-26 10:21:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worst line,i admit i used myself,and it worked! all i said was "have you got the time?"
2006-06-27 02:41:54 · answer #6 · answered by Mistress j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is retarded!!
boy: hey baby you've got something on you butt
girl: what?
boy: my eyes
if you want some more funny ones? go to http://www.pickuphelp.com/
2006-06-26 10:33:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my phone number can i borrow yours
2006-06-26 09:44:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
boy: did it hurt?
girl: what?
boy: when u fell from heaven.cause u must be an angel.
2006-06-26 09:34:35 · answer #9 · answered by keri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did it hurt when u fell from heaven
2006-06-26 09:27:16 · answer #10 · answered by Che-Che 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋