I want to go spelunking this weekend. Is it advisable to rappel using my nipple rings?
2006-06-26 08:36:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well...that would depend on the strength of your rings...and the size of your breasts! if they are pert and tiny then you should be o.k. but if they are large and, well you know...."flexible" then you might be half way down before the line gets taught!
2006-06-26 20:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by Big D 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't, but not because of the rappelling. You may be crawling through the mud and dirt. If the rings make your nipples sensitive, they may get very tender by the end of the day. And if they get muddy and dirty, they may get infected.
2006-06-26 15:39:54 · answer #2 · answered by Ralfcoder 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats spelunking,rappel and nipple rings??????????
and why havent i ever heard these words in my life b4?
2006-06-26 15:40:08 · answer #3 · answered by Bluepolka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure to thread the rope through BOTH rings and distribute your weight evenly...that way BOTH nipples pop off at the same moment, causing you to plummet to your death at a nice perpendicular angle to the earth.
2006-06-26 15:39:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's spelunking
and what is a rappel
2006-06-26 15:39:24 · answer #5 · answered by mlee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you have a Clit ring to belay the rope through.
2006-06-26 15:41:50 · answer #6 · answered by Fuggetaboutit_1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Safe? I have no idea! Painful? Definitely! Completely mad yet it must be done? Of course! Have fun!
2006-06-27 04:24:20 · answer #7 · answered by cc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds painful.
2006-06-26 15:42:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would thread the rope throught eyebrow, nose, tongue, nipple, bellybutton, clit, and anything else you could help relieve some of your stupidity through lol
2006-06-26 15:53:43 · answer #9 · answered by ~!~Angel~!~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH. I wouldn't recommend it, it could really start hurting during the final stretch.
2006-06-26 15:40:07 · answer #10 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋