A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: Why did the blonde have square breast?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
2006-06-26 08:15:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! the air freshener one was good.
2006-07-03 05:13:13 · answer #1 · answered by Warrior Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Define Enernity:
4 Blonde drivers at a 4-way intersection
2006-06-26 15:47:05 · answer #2 · answered by theinsidejob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres another one ok a blonde is in a brandnew sports car and she cuts off a truck driver and they stop and get out and the trucker gets a piece of chalk from his truck and draws a circle and says stand in the circle and dont move and he takes a knife and slashes her new leather seats and she starts giggling and that makes him mad so he breaks all her windows w/ a bat then shes gigglin even harder so he slashes her tires now shes really gigglin so he pours gasoline all over her car and lights it on fire and now shes laughing out loud and he syas what is so funny i just ruined your car and she says every time you werent looking i stepped out of the circle.
2006-06-26 15:29:52 · answer #3 · answered by blank_check 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay that is funny. know i got 1 4 u.
Q: Why was the Blonde staring at the can of frozen orange juice so long?
A: Because it said concentrate.
2006-06-26 16:21:23 · answer #4 · answered by Nigga P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah I like the one about the air freshener
2006-06-26 15:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-06-26 15:27:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-06-26 15:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by angelpockets 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahlol!
2006-06-26 15:23:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol just great!
2006-07-03 12:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by Runningtoproveapoint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha REALLYYYYYYY funny.. i like 'em.. specially the last one :) thanks..
2006-06-26 15:18:47 · answer #10 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋