Please assume he's got his total gym with him.
2006-06-26 08:11:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
This assumes that Chuck Norris would consent to the coupling, and that a viable hybrid results. This hybrid, "Woodchuck Norris," would, after extensive training on the Total Gym system, be capable of chucking considerably more wood (perhaps to the 1000th power) of your typical woodchuck.
2006-06-26 08:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by webfly2000 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The woodchuck would not be chucking wood if it attempted to chuck Chuck, so to speak, because a woodchuck generally is a wee rodent critter that maybe comes up to knee-high on a human if the human is short and the woodchuck is lucky.
Combine that size advantage with the known fact that Chuck Norris considers himself a fine, upstanding, Fox-News watching, NRA card carrying, rightwad millionaire Christianoid neo-conservative, and well...
The Total Gym gets chucked, so do the nunchucks and the keh-raw-tay for that matter, Chuck goes straight to his two best friends, Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson, and said woodchuck--assuming the bullet is small enough caliber to leave *any* of his wee carcass intact--ends up being *dinner* and not chucking further wood.
But does Chuck end up chucking wood? Most likely, first he gets wood from chunking the woodchuck, then he gets chunky on the upchuck as that flea-bitten, tick-infested woodchuck ends up making Big Old Chuck practice his Leaves Chunks Before the Porcelain Altar kata.....
LMAO. :))
2006-06-26 09:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wood, because Chuck Norris would give the woodchuck a round house kick to the face and knock it out cold.
2006-06-26 08:15:05 · answer #3 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where in the world do you think you could find a woodchuck that could chuck Chuck Norris? The answer is Zero.
2006-06-27 03:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by dasquidge 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck before Chuck hit him with numchucks.
2006-06-26 08:15:32 · answer #5 · answered by FozzieBear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is he chucking Chuck Norris or wood???? You have asked a question that can't be answered, because you did not elaberate on what the wood chuck is actually chucking.
2006-06-26 08:16:28 · answer #6 · answered by Godsgirl2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None. Unless Chuck Norris is made of wood.....chuck, chuck.
2006-06-26 16:18:39 · answer #7 · answered by Chocolat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Woodchuck would become Mr. Brokenbeak!
2006-06-26 12:17:33 · answer #8 · answered by thepaladin38 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all of it
2006-06-26 08:14:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋