I'm rather insulted that the religious fanatics haven't burnt me at the stake or stoned me to death yet. What are you waiting for you sissies? You call yourself fantatics??
2006-06-26 07:51:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I love your candor! As for myself, I am waiting to be drowned like my fore mothers!
2006-06-26 07:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by nik named mom 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, I am so sorry, maybe you just have not been loud enough! I know, it is so nice being burned this time of year, it is so very pleasantly warm. Why, I was just burned last week at a large Catholic Church in Washington. I am thinking about being burned in an Episcopalian Church in Tennessee tomorrow. I will tell you what, you come with me and we will get burned tomorrow. How does that sound?
2006-06-26 14:59:58 · answer #2 · answered by Arianrhod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They ran out of stakes in the 1500s, and since the church burned all the libraries, no-one knows how to make new ones.
2006-06-26 14:55:18 · answer #3 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why haven't you been burned at the stake for being a heretic?
Why, for the same reason that I haven't been impaled just yet, or forced to eat six hundred and sixty six screwdrivers.
2006-06-26 15:01:01 · answer #4 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We havn't burned you at the stakes because we as christians love you and do not want to kill you. We would rather you live and listen to God so you can one day go to Heaven.
2006-06-26 14:55:27 · answer #5 · answered by jedimastershaun1119 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Insulted huh? Buy a ticket to Iraq or Afghanistan then you'll get what you're looking for. Go ahead, you won't be disappointed. I hope you'll be able to "keep a good head on you". Hahahaha
2006-06-26 15:05:04 · answer #6 · answered by Human 2.1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible commands that all those who do not share the faith must be put to death, and as the Christians don't seem to be doing this it looks like they're disobeying god. They clearly don't make religious zealots like they used to...
2006-06-26 14:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by Toutatis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly, it's illegal to burn at the stake these days.
In America, anyway, we signed on for "no cruel or unusual punishment" and burning counts. too bad.
2006-06-26 14:56:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't speak for the other religions but we Christians love you why should be stone you?
2006-06-26 14:54:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not religious fanatic, so I'm unable to assist
2006-06-28 12:37:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus can only do that. In the mean time if you have no faith in God why have you a picture from the 'Passion of the Christ'.
God loves you heathen, and do you what so do I.
2006-06-27 09:55:19 · answer #11 · answered by Smart_Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋