After fighting off wave after wave of zombies with nothing but my trusty shotgun, I finally managed to escape the farmhouse in an old bus which was parked outside.
One of the zombies made its way into the bus as I was driving off and I managed to subdue it, it's out there even now tied to the seats.
The thing is, when I got a look at it I realized, hey, this zombie is not a bad looking chick! I mean, ok, she's not technically alive, and some of her flesh seems to be decaying, and then there's that whole "trying to eat my brains" thing.
But let's be honest, aren't there positives and negatives to every relationship? Who among us can say that our significant other doesn't have serious flaws? Wouldn't I grow as a person by trying to make a go at a relationship with her despite the difficulties?
I think I could grow to love her, and maybe, just maybe, she might feel the same about me. Am I a crazy romantic, a wild eyed dreamer?
2006-06-26 07:36:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Mr Hubba Bubba,
There is nothing wrong with your wild eyed romance. be please, remember to slap some protection on yer jimmie, you don't want any maggot transfer.
Just buy her some dermablend makeup and smear some Vicks Vapo Rub under your nose, and get busy.
2006-06-26 15:46:00 · answer #1 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you are willingly to work hard at this relationship.... and your "zombie" is also then you should give it a try. BUT, (and there is always a but!) some relationship aren't meant to be because those involved have a big issue that cant be resolved (religious differences, wanting/not wanting children, etc.). Do you see a future with her? Do you both want the same things from a relationship? Can you trust her and count on her? Those are questions both of you have to answer.
2006-06-26 14:44:36 · answer #2 · answered by IvebeenAbadbadgrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you think you could love her, go for it!! And if she's super hot then even better!! She'd never talk back or complain, just moan and groan, which is a good thing during sex. She'd probably rot away after a while and then you'd be single again! Score!!
2006-06-26 14:41:57 · answer #3 · answered by elyriapudding 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really should change your screen name to elmorondumbadumba. You said you had kids, I hope your joking! People like you really don't need to be breeding!! That's what's wrong with this country now. I really weep for the future with idiots like you in it. But fortunatly for those of us who have to be around spuwastes such as your self, your kind usually does something either to get your selves killed, or put in jail!! We can only hope!! Get a life *** stain!!! Hatman
2006-07-02 13:58:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You definitely are cray, but you actually make some sense. That is sad...I can see where you are coming from, but I don't think I could date a zombie...lol
2006-06-26 14:42:18 · answer #5 · answered by lissad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sure you're not just crazy? Last time I checked, zombies don't exist.
2006-06-26 14:40:21 · answer #6 · answered by Casimir Alexander 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just be sure to remove her teeth first. Then she can't bite and infect you. There are other advantages to a woman with gums, but ... uh...nevermind....
2006-06-26 23:01:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
appearance should not matter if you truly like the person then u should be with them
2006-06-26 14:41:04 · answer #8 · answered by jill1rocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you met your perfect match. go for it , I hope you two have lots of kids. you can have them for sunday dinner
2006-06-26 14:42:44 · answer #9 · answered by giddy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA Your funny!!
2006-06-26 14:41:56 · answer #10 · answered by leakser68 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋