Prove that I'm not.
And I don't want to hear any of that fale prophet nonsense. I'm the real deal.
2006-06-26 07:27:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jo - it was a typo. Even though I'm god I'm still human.
2006-06-26 07:41:20 · update #1
Oh sorry - BBBBUUUUUUBUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Trumpet.
2006-06-26 07:42:23 · update #2
Crazy Fingers - YOU'RE HIRED!
2006-06-26 07:52:51 · update #3
Actually, that would be the Pope Arglebargle Gus Rasputin III... i think hes living in santa Monica, but you can be the 3rd coming.
Can I be an apostle? Ive got my own sandals.
2006-06-26 07:48:35 · answer #1 · answered by CrazyFingers 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is no less proof that you are now, than there is to prove Jesus ever existed. So you must be him. But then maybe I am the real Jesus. If you want proof, then you are tempting the lord and you will burn. You have no choice but to follow me.
2006-06-26 14:35:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off, Jesus knows how to spell ie "fale" should be "false" Next question? When did you stop taking your meds? Did you talk to your doctor first? Or did he just tell you to go back to your white padded cell?? Grow up!
2006-06-26 14:33:17 · answer #3 · answered by Jodie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u were Jesus then everybody would have known u were here. in the bible it says that when Jesus returns a trumpet will sound in the eastern skies. i don't believe that i have heard a trumpet or seen jesus desending from the sky.
2006-06-26 14:39:59 · answer #4 · answered by Carrie W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay...well, I never saw the clouds split apart to clear the path for you and I surely didn't hear any trumpets playing. Nobody is just suddenly missing and...I think that God would at least use spell and grammar check!!!
2006-06-26 14:54:41 · answer #5 · answered by A.Marie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You scare me. When Jesus comes back he will call his children up into the sky and there will be a seven year tribulation period. He won't come back as a person. That is completely against the Bible and everything Godly. Maybe you should read your Bible.
2006-06-26 14:38:47 · answer #6 · answered by crazychoruschap 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus never relied on technology. he was a simple man who proved that word of mouth is much stronger than anything else.
2006-06-26 14:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by Mike is me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus never had to prove anything to anyone!
2006-06-26 14:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by Karin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jump in front of a train.....see what happens Jesus.
2006-06-26 14:42:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man you need jesus he saves
2006-06-26 14:55:35 · answer #10 · answered by josh f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋