I was sitting in a waiting room in a Seattle high-rise office building some time ago, when the urge hit me to take a dump. Unfortunately, the restrooms were on the other side of the building and I doubted that I could make it there in time. Since the waiting room was empty of other people, I walked over to the window and opened it. I pulled my pants down, bent over and backed up to the window.
The feces flew forth with a considerable amount of force, what with the gas pockets assisting in the delivery. Considering that it was in a mushy liquid type of form, it squirted out easily for the delivery, without any splattering on the window sill. Though I was five stories up, I could hear the shrieks and shouts from below.
After I had finished, I wiped myself clean with the curtains and pulled my pants back up. I looked out the window to survey the damage below. Quite a few people had been soiled, all of whom were looking back up at me.
2006-06-26 06:08:18 · 18 answers · asked by Debonaire English Gent 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Why, yes; it HAS happened to me! Only difference; the window I was in had no curtains, so I used the leaf of a nearby plant.
2006-06-26 06:12:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
what is wrong with you? Imagine the story the guy who got hit has "how was your day honny" "Some asshole shitted on me. there has to be a law against that. Oh how bout defacing private property [the curtins] unorderly contact, not taking your mental pills prescribed by a doctor. you better be bullshitting me
2006-06-26 13:25:57 · answer #2 · answered by Eric M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's quite disgusting.
I actually don't know why I kept reading after "I walked over to the window and opened it..."
You have one weird imagination!
2006-06-26 13:14:53 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm ok That is a very werid stituation why didn't you just run I would of tryed to make it to the bathroom the making others mad
2006-06-26 13:13:43 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is absolutely appalling! I hope that was just a joke.
2006-06-26 14:11:30 · answer #5 · answered by Mystic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if you were waiting to interview on the howard stern show( no offense to howard)
2006-06-26 15:24:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, this has NEVER happened to me.
You are one sick puppy! I bet you like to get dumped on yourself!
2006-06-26 13:30:40 · answer #7 · answered by lollygagger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow up.
2006-06-26 13:45:37 · answer #8 · answered by Goose&Tonic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a vivid, if somewhat distasteful, imagination you have.
2006-06-26 13:11:28 · answer #9 · answered by askios007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wouldn't share that story with anyone else ever again.
2006-06-26 13:10:38 · answer #10 · answered by jenniferscott1974 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋