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THAT IS THEIR QUESTION OMG!!! HE IS SOOOOOOOO WANTING ATTENTION!!!!!!!
i am on a strict diet to lose weight so i dont have to get a coronart bypass surgery. did i eat too much today? i woke up and ate 4 cans of corned beef hash and 16 eggs. i washed it down with two mcdonald's mcflurries and a sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin on my way to work. for lunch, i had 14 hot pockets and 3 of those danish things from a vending machine and about 7 dr. peppers. for dinner i had 6 lbs. of salted pork, 4 lbs. of beef, 3 lobsters, 6 lbs. of shrimp, 4 baked potatoes, and 3 pieces of broccoli smothered in cheese. for dessert i had 18 packets of jello topped with 2 cans of whipped cream and a jar of cherries. for exercise, i walked to the refridgerator and back to the coach 13 times and had vigorous sex with my bull-dyke lover arnolda.
I CIN'T BELIVE HE EVEN DARED PUT UP THAT INFORMATION

2006-06-26 05:41:19 · 6 answers · asked by lilswimmerxoxo 2 in Health Diet & Fitness

6 answers

Not trying to be funny but are you asking a question or just sharing what someone else said & want comments or what? Im gonna assume you want comments so here's one: UGH!!! Like u said, its someone looking for attention. The average persons stomach probably wouldnt HOLD that much food! He'd die just from the salted pork (high sodium) & the seafood (high iodine content). He's full of sh!t....literally!

2006-06-26 05:49:44 · answer #1 · answered by WhatheHell 4 · 1 1

He spent like 15 hours in the bathroom too...eww

2006-06-26 05:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by Maestro 5 · 0 0

Should have washed it all down with a diet pop!

2006-06-26 05:45:35 · answer #3 · answered by Bear Naked 6 · 0 0

Stop with the attention!

2006-06-26 05:44:50 · answer #4 · answered by caitie 6 · 0 0

maybe you dont get the joke. OR maybe you need to relax and remember this is the INTERNET, and not to take everything so seriously. and i believe it was a girl that posted that.

2006-06-26 05:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by psychstudent 5 · 0 1

People are stupid and have too much spare time!

2006-06-26 05:45:03 · answer #6 · answered by Rae 3 · 0 0

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