The funniest thing I ever saw was also the most dangerous and the nastiest. I was driving home from work one Friday and I exited I-94 at Mt. Elliott on Detroit's eastside. Well, there's a vacant lot at that exit and there's also a liquor store where many men hang out after work. A lady was driving down the service drive while her male passenger was hanging out of the window peeing on the street while she was driving. Then she pulled over on the side of the street and got out of her car, walked to the vacant lot, pulled down her pants and panties and began to defecate in the lot. Not only did she seem to realize there were men in the store's parking lot just feet away from her (dangerous) but she also didn't notice the police squad car parked on the other side of the lot (funny). The look on her face when the police officer shined his flashlight on her was worth all the curse words I received for sitting at that stop light so long. She pulled up her clothes and didn't even wipe. Ughhhhhh!!!
2006-06-26 05:46:40
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answered by Ms_Monae 1
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Well, I've seen a lot since I've been in Florida, Hawaii, Washington D.C. Hmm, the most weirdest/dangerous was in Tampa, Florida where a lady was driving a Dodge Grand Caravan and she had her left foot sticking out the window with sandals on. She was also putting lipstick on at the same time, while driving on I- 75.
The funniest was in Washington, D.C. A mother (i suspect) was making weird faces because I think she was looking at her kids in the mirror because they were in a minivan. Other than that, I'm not sure what she would be doing.
2006-06-26 12:37:03
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answered by zachash1 3
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The funniest would be this lady I saw with those curler wrag things in her hair like the lady off the old hee-haw show. The weirdest was the actual car paint job itself: Homemade camo with spray paint. The most dangerous was an old dude who didn't look when he was coming over into our lane and almost ran us off a bridge.
2006-06-26 20:33:58
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answered by noseygirl 5
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the most dangerous thing I witnessed was an old lady driving on the wrong side of the freeway, she was in the carpool lane and no one else was, that was scary, the strangest, was I gave my boyfriend oral pleasure while driving on the freeway and I stopped one time and looked up because he started swerving, then I went back to business, that could have potentially been a dangerous situation
2006-06-26 12:53:51
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answered by Anonymous
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The person was driving the wrong direction , Against traffic on a Major Highway at Rush Hour on top of it.
2006-06-26 12:36:57
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answered by DANSWERMAN 1
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Funniest is picking their nose, looking at it and eating it, maybe that would be the most disgusting, but I got a good laugh. The most dangerous, test messaging when they were in front of me.
2006-06-26 12:34:27
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answered by suziQ 3
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i drive past a small christan bible collage and often see drivers studying the bible while driving
people having some kind of sex while one is driving
talking on the cell phone and taking notes at the same time
driving with either a pet or a small child on lap
singing along with the radio
applying makeup [ this one almost got me when she swerved into my lane.]
some guy watching porn while driving one handed [ you guess where the other one was]
2006-06-26 12:56:07
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answered by glen t 4
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the funniest thing I've seen somebody do in thier car is puke all over the dash grodi.Wierdest piking thier nose.most dangerous is smacking thier kid while driving on the express way.
2006-06-26 14:48:18
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answered by robert b 1
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A female driver attempting to change clothes while driving in heavy traffic.
2006-06-26 12:35:33
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answered by libra 1
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a woman was driving on central expressway in Dallas talking on her cell phone while eating yogurt. not the "portable" go-gurt. yogurt with a spoon. dangerous yet funny.
2006-06-26 12:56:01
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answered by bankhead5683 1
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