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It did tell me to start sacrificing puppies.

2006-06-26 05:28:31 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Bonny Rogue. - That was funny.

2006-06-26 05:32:18 · update #1

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No it means you live in the ghetto.

2006-06-26 05:31:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

The last burning bush I saw was at a freaky sex show in Pat Pong, Thailand. The flammable gunk burnt but it didn't consume the bush.

Ping pong balls and other objects "popped" out of the bush, with funny noises.

Maybe your burning bush had a stutter or the hiccups and you should be sacrificing pies - not p pies.

2006-06-28 09:41:59 · answer #2 · answered by df382 5 · 0 0

Well, did you set it on fire?
Did it consume the whole bush?
Did you touch it and it felt normal (not like a fire)?

Sacrificing puppies, I would say that it is the production of a Schizophrenic, as usually Satan doesn't talk, and God doesn't take sacrifices anymore.

2006-06-26 12:33:56 · answer #3 · answered by Vrixton P 1 · 0 0

It matters if you lit the bush or not.If you did light the bush then it's not God's way of saying your the chosen one. If you didn't light the bush then maybe it is God's way of saying the chosen one. But most likely God didn't choose you as a chosen one. He loves us all the same.

2006-06-26 12:37:18 · answer #4 · answered by Lyndsay L 1 · 0 0

That all depends. Was the bush consumed by the fire, or was it just burning. There is a big difference you know.

2006-06-26 12:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by Swordsman 3 · 0 0

No, it's probably telling you the weather has been hot & dry and bush fires are likely to spread in your area.

2006-06-26 12:31:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Only if the bush was not consumed and you had to remove your shoes from off of your feet and you plan on leading Israel to do something.

2006-06-26 12:31:21 · answer #7 · answered by RandyGE 5 · 0 0

God demands a higher sacrifice now. Start a bonfire and start dancing in it. Do not worry the flames will not touch you if your spirit is true.

2006-06-26 12:32:04 · answer #8 · answered by Bill F 2 · 0 0

No, it's there to help you find El Guapo.
Hmm...Or is that the singing bush? Oh well, godspeed Amigo!

2006-06-26 12:50:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, that's just a bush that got struck by lightning...or a cigarette butt started it.

I bet there was a cat hiding somewhere in there, though...

2006-06-26 12:31:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think it was a delusionary reaction to the crack you were smoking or maybe it was because of the overdose from huffing air freshners.

2006-06-26 12:32:47 · answer #11 · answered by JESUS IS LOVE 5 · 0 0

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