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and ran out of toilet tissue, which would you use?

2006-06-26 05:23:40 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Lol neither dont wanna "defile" mahself :-P

2006-06-26 05:30:25 · answer #1 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 5 · 5 2

These are not books ,these are Holly Books and people worship them,how you can think like that. Even if they were ordinary books When you were student and when you finished your toilet paper did you ever try to used these books on place of tissue . As a Friend I will give you free advise never play with the feelings of people.

2006-06-26 12:44:30 · answer #2 · answered by lucky s 7 · 0 0

I'd probably go up to the store and buy some more toilet paper and then sell the Koran on Ebay.

2006-06-26 12:27:32 · answer #3 · answered by Simon 3 · 0 0

i use the koran even when i am fully stocked on toilet tissue

2006-06-26 12:26:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bible! even if I never carry holly books with me!! and can't use book papers as toilet tissue!

2006-06-26 12:27:32 · answer #5 · answered by Nina Moore 5 · 0 0

Koran?

2006-06-26 12:28:36 · answer #6 · answered by RandyGE 5 · 0 0

the bible since its already bullshit to begin with and the koran would be used as well when i run out of the bible

2006-06-26 12:27:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A bit of water or my left hand...that way I'm hedging my bets if I'm wrong about that whole atheism business. Also, if rabid fanatics from either end found out that I'd used either, my life would be worthless and I'm all for self-preservation.

2006-06-26 12:27:57 · answer #8 · answered by Alex G 3 · 0 0

I will problably use something else.... i could of said The Koran,becuase of many reasons, that if you knew them , you will burn all the quran books down, but i wouldnt say that cause my heart is full of love, of jesus

2006-06-26 12:28:32 · answer #9 · answered by lalala 3 · 0 0

I have this thing about defiling books.
I would just have to wait for more toilet tissue.

2006-06-26 12:40:00 · answer #10 · answered by Vrixton P 1 · 0 0

Ok, I'm not Muslim or Christian, but I think if you carry on like this you're going to offend a lot of people - particularly Muslims who have very strict rules about their Qu'ran and how it should be treated.

2006-06-26 12:26:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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