2006-06-26 05:13:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
She's too damn heavy to let down gently.
2006-06-26 08:25:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can do what I did, Just send her a pic of Bearded One tied up wearing a ball gag and tell her ya'll are ready for her anytime. I have not heard from her since.
2006-06-26 06:20:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why gently? I like my breakups to be as devastating as they are memorable.
2006-06-26 06:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her that you're in love with her son,that should do the trick. If not, spike her drink,wait til she falls unconscious, then leave town quickly
2006-06-26 05:35:27 · answer #4 · answered by cc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just give the old bag some lovin.
2006-06-26 05:16:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you stopped playing slag tag several years ago.
2006-06-26 08:42:40 · answer #6 · answered by Hippie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change your number ASAP
2006-06-26 06:46:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, let NRA out of the cellar....it's his suppertime.
2006-06-26 11:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by itty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get yourselves some pulleys and possibly a catapult.
2006-06-26 05:17:11 · answer #9 · answered by Bill F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think she can handle the truth come on you can do it i have faith in you.
2006-06-26 07:44:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋