A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man
standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink
envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and
starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and
asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine
cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
2006-06-26 05:12:47 · 18 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats AWFUL! Not the joke, thats quite good but that cheeky minx of a lawyer.
2006-06-26 05:14:33 · answer #1 · answered by Delgado 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1-10 about a 6
2006-06-26 12:14:38 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenixx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, I had to read it twice in order to get it, but it is funny;). I think it's kind of cute:). The lawyer is sending them out in hopes that the couples will get into an argument and get divorced so that he can make some more business:). Not bad.
2006-06-26 12:16:07 · answer #3 · answered by katrina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart lawyer, but after all they are that is how they make their money, on the backs of innocent people!!!!!
From 1 to 10: 5
2006-06-26 14:42:50 · answer #4 · answered by soubassakis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's cute lol 1-10 gets about a 7 it's the best joke I read all day
2006-06-26 12:46:52 · answer #5 · answered by quita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny, but wrong at the same time.
2006-06-26 12:13:48 · answer #6 · answered by billgutsky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but kinda gross until the ending.
2006-06-26 12:16:12 · answer #7 · answered by Family Tech Support 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwww thats sooo sweet of him
2006-06-26 12:14:59 · answer #8 · answered by Bumblee Bee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would give it a six it gave me a little laugh.
2006-06-26 12:51:20 · answer #9 · answered by The Invisible Woman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, LOL I give it a 7, but its good.
2006-06-26 12:51:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋