Im serious. I really wanna no. Where did the chicken go? Why wasnt in its pen? Stop looking at me.
2006-06-26 05:09:29 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
maybe coz he saw a zebra crossing....
2006-06-26 05:57:32 · answer #1 · answered by mithu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.
OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
DONALD RUMSFELD: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
ANDERSON COOPER/CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.
JUDGE JUDY: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain leveL. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's why they call it the "other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that!
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2006, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C \..... reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
SAEED AL SAHAF (former Head of Information, Iraq):
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We
do not even have a chicken.
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR: I agree with George.
HANS BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
KARL MARX: It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: What is your definition of chicken?
HOMER SIMPSON: Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting
convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens
along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation
industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to
leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and
to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the
implicit goals of delivering and unsuccessfully architecting and
implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes.The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business.
FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"
OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
CHARLES DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been
naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed
to cross roads.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road... it
transcended it.
L.A.P.D.: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out
Source(s): wont tell ya!!!!
2006-06-30 00:03:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chicken crossed the road cos it wanted to get to the other side and check out the chicks in other pens. it was a free chicken and didnt belong to any pen.
2006-06-26 12:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by tobeornottobe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It crossed the road because there was a fox on the other side
2006-06-26 12:15:08 · answer #4 · answered by knowledge_of_the_flame 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it got tired of trying to go around!
2006-06-26 12:43:18 · answer #5 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he want to go to the other side Dah
2006-06-26 12:12:05 · answer #6 · answered by cd c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better than waiting around for the bbq coals to get warm !
2006-07-03 00:13:31 · answer #7 · answered by BIGG AL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side.
Obviously. That IS the punchline. But there are other variations of it: http://www.chickenjoke.com/
2006-06-26 12:37:24 · answer #8 · answered by irisamelia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coz it had to get away from the butcher (or whatever you call a person who kills chickens).
2006-06-26 12:23:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it wanted to fulfil your lifetime fantasies.
2006-06-26 12:19:08 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋