I'm at the office right now and there is one donut left in the break room. Should I rock it out?
2006-06-26 05:08:38 · 33 answers · asked by kris 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
YES!!! Because think about this: You think, "Oh, that's the last doughnut, I shoulden't take it." and the next person to pass by the doughnut will most likely think that too, as will the next person, and the next..Then it starts a whole chain of people wanting to be nice and not take the doughnut!! Sooo, just nicely ask whoever's around or whatever at the time if they want the doughnut and if they don't your gonna take it, and if no one wants it, just go ahead and take it...Don't just leave it there to be thought about! Doughnuts are to be eaten, not thought about!! If you leave it around for others to think about, no one will eat it and that will be a wasted doughnut. Lol. *The Doughnut Theory* Lol
2006-06-27 17:03:18 · answer #1 · answered by fraudulent_messiah 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There's a certain method I'd like to introduce to you... "The Last Donut Method" is all about the execution. Walk into the break room with a file in your hand, keep a look of self importance on your face. Casually walk towards the donut, but do not make a direct beeline. Walk beside the box, and make casual chit chat with anyone in there. Make a comment like "Wow, LOTS of work today!" while holding the folder infront of the donut box, almost presenting it to someone else. With the open hand, quickly grab the donut and place it behind the file. Then turn around quickly, stuff the donut as inconspiciously into the file and make your break out of there. Bring it back to your desk, and secretively enjoy!
Cheers!
2006-06-26 05:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes always take the last donut it will save everyone else having to eat it.
2006-06-26 05:16:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Put down the donut, back away slowly. It's not good for you, and someone will think you're a greedy pig for taking the last one anyways.
Think of your goals: CLIMB the corporate ladder!! Don't let that doughy fried ring stop you.
2006-06-26 05:12:34 · answer #4 · answered by happy-dance 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as it's Dunkin Donuts and not Krispy Cream go ahead and enjoy. Cause Krispy Cream sucks and Dunkin Rocks!
2006-06-26 05:12:03 · answer #5 · answered by Lilel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Someone has to eat the last donut, why not you?
2006-06-26 05:12:11 · answer #6 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if no one is around take the donut
2006-06-26 05:14:43 · answer #7 · answered by mike v 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just take half. then you won't feel bad like you took the last one. Then check back later to see if anyone took the other half. If not.... and you still want it...GO FOR IT and ENJOY
2006-06-26 05:16:28 · answer #8 · answered by mz_elegant_1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha sure just act like its not big deal and get it i mean if everyone thought what you're thinking right now then the doughnut would rot =] go for it.
2006-06-26 05:11:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEAH. go rock that pastry man. you know you wanna. You need it to get through the day and your evil boss.
2006-06-26 05:12:39 · answer #10 · answered by matt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋