A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson
about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved
a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a
worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy
as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the
whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead
as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor
asked.
Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely,
responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
2006-06-26 05:05:59 · 22 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a perfect joke!! I could tell anyone and they all laughed! And what do you mean by old..? It's new as ever~!!! I'm gonna tell that to allllllll my friends and my dad and I bet you--they will laugh!!!
2006-06-26 05:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by Michelle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Version I heard, the professor was a Sunday School teacher who wanted his class to understand how harmful alcohol was. And the punch line was, "If you drink ENOUGH alcohol, you won't get worms."
2006-06-26 12:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie and Goodie!!!!
Scale 1 to 10: 7
2006-06-26 14:45:43 · answer #3 · answered by soubassakis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute but not somethying you'd see on Comedy Central or anything.
But I guess we know what Johnny grew up to be!
2006-06-26 12:08:29 · answer #4 · answered by I want my *old* MTV 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's about a 3 on the charts....but still cute. Best wishes
2006-06-26 12:08:46 · answer #5 · answered by colorist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard that joke before! That's hilarious! I love it! <333
2006-06-26 12:07:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha ive never heard that one but it got a chuckle outta me.. but i had to think about 2 minutes before getting this joke.
2006-06-26 12:33:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah.. didn't laugh - and I laugh at everything - like people being hit in the face!
2006-06-26 12:07:25 · answer #8 · answered by Ben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty lame but its probably an older people joke so it wasnt funny to me..
2006-06-26 12:08:36 · answer #9 · answered by SOURPATCH 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-06-26 12:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by Collin R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋