The keepers were worried about it and the vet says that she is depressed as she doesn`t have a mate and basically wants sex. The keepers phone round all the zoos in Australia and then the rest of the world to find a mate but to no avail. Eventually they spot Kevin who is a big brute of a man cleaning out the cages and the keepers go up to him and ask him if he would shag the gorilla for 500 bucks. Kevin says he`ll have to think about it and let them no later. Later arrives and he says he will but on 3 conditions. The keepers ask what they are. Kev says that number 1 is no kissing, "i`m not kissing the bloody thing," he says. (do the aussie accents yourself) The keepers ask what the next one is and Kev says that no-one must ever know about it and the keepers agree. "What about the third condition?" they ask and Kevin says, "You`ll have to give me a week to come up with the 500 bucks." :)
2006-06-26 05:03:44 · 13 answers · asked by maxmoves 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dai put an advert in his local paper
Pedigree sheep needs mate for mating
Apply to
Farmer Dai at
Oakfield Farm
Rhonda Valley
Wales
He woke up the following morning and there was a queue of men.
Waiting 3 miles long to apply for the job
2006-07-01 20:34:55 · answer #1 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Version I heard was a man kept reading about how popular Robert Redford was with women (shows you how old this joke is, too) and asked his wife "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks...?"
"I suppose I would," she said, "But where on earth would I get that kind of money in the first place...?"
2006-06-26 05:38:30 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! and I get a GREAT outcome out of this, i get two puny little points that will do absolutely nothing for me in the future, but they're fun to get anyway, AND i get a laugh. thank you dude for not asking a question, making me laugh, and giving me these worthless points! PEACE OUT!
copy and paste? yes. of course! but don't pick me for best answer cuz that wouldn't be fair.
i like the other one more. it was more disturbing. and once again PEACE OUT!
2006-07-02 03:23:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha good one monkey face. Ive been out with that gorrilla before. She's lovely but she wont split the bill. B*itch..
2006-06-26 05:07:22 · answer #4 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol tht was funny
2006-06-29 10:38:56 · answer #5 · answered by M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe very funny
2006-06-26 05:09:45 · answer #6 · answered by Kate B ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha cute
2006-06-26 05:07:10 · answer #7 · answered by shawny4me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good but it was anoying that it went on and on!
but i guess it had to really.
2006-06-26 05:12:02 · answer #8 · answered by y. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny...
2006-06-26 05:11:18 · answer #9 · answered by elmo0753 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
2006-07-01 12:19:21 · answer #10 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋