Hey! Lets laugh..shall we? "Au Oh" Joke from SmileyCat : )?

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Subject: Fw: uh oh


A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave
at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?"
To which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My god, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

She said "Uh...no, I'm your son's math teacher."

Are you hahahahahahahin'? Where from? Best comment win's a piece of wet celery!!! wooo-hoo!

SmileyCat : )

Answer 1

Hee hee!

Reminded me of this one:

Little Sally comes out into the garden, and walks up to her hard working father.

"Daddy, what's sex?" she asks him.

Her father is a little dumbfounded, having expected a few more years to prepare for this one, but having what he thinks is a healthy outlook on parenting he decides to be frank and honest with his daughter.

Having started with the birds and bees chat, he gets a little carried away and goes on to explain everything from pregnancy and birth to masturbation, bondage and the whole gamut of human perversions.

"Does that answer your question?" he asks a startled and dumbstruck Sally.

"Not really," she replies. "Mum just told me to let you know that dinner will be ready in a couple of secs..."

When I see a good one, I have to give one back! Cheers SmileyCat, you make me giggle!

Answer 2

One of the best jokes of this type I ever heard went like this.

A little girl of five asked her mother, "Where did I come from....?"

And the mother said, to herself, "Oh brother! I was hoping to be able to postpone THIS talk for a couple more years."

So she sat down with the little girl and carefully explained about the birds and the bees. After making sure to emphasize that it was a natural thing and nothing to be ashamed of, she asked her daughter, "Did you understand all that...?"

"Yes, Mommy."

"Did you have any other questions...?"

"No Mommy. But that's not where Suzie said she came from!"

"OH really?" The woman smiled. "Where did Suzie say she came from?"

"Chicago."

Answer 3

best joke i hered all day LOL no one else has said a joke like that

Answer 4

hahahahah, LOL, Good one. Seriously. I am laughing while I am writing this.

Answer 5

Errrr i think that guy was my dad.

Answer 6

funny stuff but there is better you know?

Answer 7

lol

Answer 8

LOL

Answer 9

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