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For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher
about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the
unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no
comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the
impending event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever
has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"

Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"

2006-06-26 04:34:58 · 13 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

It could be possible... with a hint of corriandor and a splash of lemon juice...mmmmmmmhhhhhh yes i must ring Gordan Ramsey for ive had a startling idea...!

2006-06-26 05:00:17 · answer #1 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0 1

Great!
Scale: 1 to 10: 8

2006-06-26 14:47:37 · answer #2 · answered by soubassakis 6 · 0 0

your joke: 7 out of 10

Lord of Luster's comment: 9 or 10 out of 10 =D

2006-06-26 11:40:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cute. It reminds me of one of the entries in the "it was a dark and stormy night" contest: "She had always liked Timmy, the neighbor's boy, and he was especially good this way, with a delicate bechamel sauce...."

2006-06-26 12:19:01 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0 0

I could see a little kid saying that.. although i didnt laugh too hard.. 4/10

2006-06-26 12:02:44 · answer #5 · answered by Jason The Great 6 · 0 0

i'll give u a full 10 for sharing this joke, cause i love it, and for that little boy who's so darn funny i'll give him some thumbs up!!!

2006-06-26 11:41:17 · answer #6 · answered by zkimmy 4 · 0 0

poor litttle kid lol...he must be menatlly insane now thinking his mom ate his brother lol

2006-06-26 11:39:46 · answer #7 · answered by Jonathan K 2 · 0 0

hahaha

2006-06-26 11:37:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol... 7/10

2006-06-26 11:38:23 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

lol

2006-06-26 11:54:04 · answer #10 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0 0

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