A female student shows up during a young professor's office hours.
She glances down the hall, closes his door and kneels at his feet,
pleading...
"I would do anything to pass the exam".
She leans closer to him, flipping back her hair, gazing meaningfully
into his eyes and sensuously whispers "I mean..., I would do....
anything!!!".
He returns her gaze. "Anything???"
"Oh yes" she said, "anything!"
He stared into her eyes, and in a whisper said "Would you...........................................................
..........Study?"
2006-06-26 03:51:55 · 16 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i thought it was something bad eneded up study damn funi u noe there is a prob wid my smaller sis once she starts laughing she don stop so while reading this her laugh was uncontrolable
I THINK U CAN IMAGINE IT
2006-06-26 03:57:15 · answer #1 · answered by BOLE CHUDIYAN 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From the movie "Life of David Gale"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0289992/quotes
Berlin:Sorry about being late. There was, you know, a thing.
David Gale: Yeah, there usually is, Berlin.
Berlin: Look, I know I'm not doing too well, and, to torture a cliché, I will do anything to pass.
David Gale: Anything, huh?
Berlin: Any. Thing.
David Gale: Ok, Berlin.
[leans in close]
David Gale: I will give you a good grade, I will give you a very, very good grade if you just (whispers into her ear) study.
2006-06-26 04:14:18 · answer #2 · answered by aviarome 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the movie "Play Misty for Me" With Clint Eastwood.
2006-06-26 03:55:07 · answer #3 · answered by Snuffy Smith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good!!!!
While I was teaching, such never happened to me! Maybe because my door was always OPEN and large glass window was making every corner of my office visible, at all times!
Is it why I early stopped teaching?
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2006-06-26 07:51:14 · answer #4 · answered by soubassakis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...so what happened to the diamond necklace that was declared missing before the movie started?
2006-06-26 03:58:56 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a DESPERATE student! lol funny joke
2006-06-26 03:54:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I almost thought it was something else. Good one. Lol
2006-06-26 06:47:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. Nice try student. Ha ha good 'un!
2006-06-26 04:39:03 · answer #8 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooohhh man thst is ohhhhhhhh man
2006-06-26 03:54:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I didn't see that one coming!
2006-06-26 03:54:01 · answer #10 · answered by adozenredroses12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋