2006-06-26 03:03:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If your daughter took a jar of dog ticks to show and tell.
2006-06-26 03:14:58 · answer #1 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur shoutin in church durin a down came the rain song and forget ya have a water bottle in ur hand and it starts pourin out and the woman next to ya thinks the rain is comin down on her and starts shoutin i feel the rain i feel the rain!
2006-06-26 10:18:09 · answer #2 · answered by ohlayd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
2006-06-26 10:16:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
u talk southern & live in Texas, Tennesse, South Carolina, etc.
2006-06-26 10:07:14 · answer #4 · answered by shortie_style 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from Texas and elected President!
2006-06-26 10:32:55 · answer #5 · answered by Chreap 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You buy your groceries and fishing supplies at the same store.
2006-06-26 10:21:08 · answer #6 · answered by Jack R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you go to a family reunion looking for a wife
2006-06-26 10:21:35 · answer #7 · answered by Earl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you just got a really bad sunburn only on your neck. lolo :D
2006-06-26 10:32:11 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Rock Lee ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you try not to fall off the ground, when lying down.
2006-06-26 10:24:52 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your spiritual advisor is also your parole officer.
2006-06-26 11:51:12 · answer #10 · answered by dude 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋