There was other famous people too. Tony Blair, Brad Pitt, and many others. After they had all had had a few pints and the queen and her guests where a bit worst for wears, the queen says.
'I have a river here, whoever can swim across and back I'll let them become the next Monach of England. By the way its crocodile infested. If you get hurt you get nothing.
Tony Blair thinks I'll have a go. Jumps in but the crocs get him and bite of one of his legs.
Next Pitt boy has a go, he amost makes it but sadly he loses an arm.
After nearly all the guests have tried and failed its Bin Lardin's turn. He takes of his top and has a T-Shirt underneath and jumps into the water. Swims straight across and back again un -harmed. Everyone is amazed and alarmed and the queen declares that he will be the next King of England. But she asks how he managed to survie.
So he shows them his t-shirt which say's, 'I love all Americans'. 'See that' he say's 'Not even the crocodiles will eat that.'
2006-06-26 02:40:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's so funny :D I don't care that you can't spell it, at least you had a good go at it :)
2006-06-26 02:46:17 · answer #1 · answered by Mummy of 2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Must have been difficult translating that from French to English.
2006-06-26 02:46:02 · answer #2 · answered by StereoZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Osama Bin Laden. You should care how you spell his name cause that is ignorant! If you are going to talk, nkow how to speel your subject's name!
2006-06-26 02:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by SweetTina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You typed all that, for that.
A diet coke and 13 mentos to you.
2006-06-26 03:00:38 · answer #4 · answered by elliebear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, in our house we call him OSAMA BIN LINER!
MESSAGE FOR SWEET TINA:
Learn to spell before you start telling people about their spelling!
2006-06-26 03:04:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It never fails: You get some spelling Nazi on and she mispells something in her own post!
ROFL!
2006-06-26 02:44:39 · answer #6 · answered by PermDude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what would happen if bush tried swimming across?
2006-06-26 02:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by lonely as a cloud 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA
2006-06-26 02:45:34 · answer #8 · answered by JULIE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
non sens, it is only a rumour
2006-06-26 03:13:17 · answer #9 · answered by aristidetraian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋