2006-06-26 02:08:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Get your paws off me you damn dirty Creationist!
2006-06-26 03:42:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL - Yes - Planet of the Apes is definitive scientific factual account that Evolution is true. Why? CHARLTON HESTON IS A NEKKIT APE! Yes - and he was Moses too!
It is best not to mock Heston. He will send a plague of flies up your nose hole!
I mean if people are going to take the DaVinci Code as serious scientific fact, they may as well go the extra mile and trust in ALL of the Planet of the Apes movies, books and defunct TV Series.
I'm just curious how the Wizard of Oz works into the evolutionary chain though.
2006-06-26 09:30:22 · answer #2 · answered by Victor ious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, The Planets of the Apes is a work of fiction of a possible outcome of human experimentation on primates.
2006-06-26 09:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by Shuxs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great question... however, you do not need proof to deny something exists.... you need proof to accept it... and even with proof you can still deny because you can never have enough evidence to prove something. Take the Christians... they believe God exists and human kind is proof of that... well where's their proof of the arc happening... where's their proof of his words appearing... and has anyone anywhere ever seen this "God" Fellow? Nope...
so no no no... not to anyone who has no common sense...
and not to anyone who has common sense.
The proof to evolution is indeed this, some human are born WITH TAILS and DNA... very close to other species.
2006-06-27 16:20:35 · answer #4 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Religion of primate Thinking. Because:
monkey Birth - Was it a preconceived lotion?
What is the stimulate Contraception?
An stimulate insertion?
Did Chazerai give up sanity for us?
monkey? bananas? .
If king kong died, he could NOT have been king.
yoda do not die? da da da da?
If darth vader 'died' on Friday and 'undied' on Sunday, what else besides Saturday was vulcanized?
If obi wan kenobi died for our warts, there should not be any more warts, else why go through stimulation?.
If jar jar binks really DIED, he should be dead, dead, dead!
If you swallow this banana stuff, you are not going to like the folks who don't. You want them to swallow it too. then swallow!
They want everyone to sing to their song. da da da da.
2006-06-26 09:14:35 · answer #5 · answered by Bloody_goatpoop 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't be too sure on that - I mean where did Charlton Heston come in the evolutionary scale?
Was he the missing link everyone's searching for by any chance?
2006-06-26 09:12:21 · answer #6 · answered by headcage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... well would G. Bush Jr. Sr, B. & H Clinton fit in the picture?
2006-06-26 09:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by MissileMe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, i don't know why more classrooms don't cite these obviously scientifcally and historically accurate films in their curriculum. education is going to the dogs, or apes i should say.
2006-06-26 09:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by The Riddler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but it's a good parallel to where the god of the mid-east came from ; )
2006-06-26 09:11:01 · answer #9 · answered by American Spirit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, absolutely, beyond a shadow of a doubt.
2006-06-26 09:13:50 · answer #10 · answered by really? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right, it's not undeniable proof.
2006-06-26 09:11:23 · answer #11 · answered by kc_brig 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋