My two dogs are part of my family. We love them dearly and care for them as we care for each other. Family comes first over anything and anybody. So, to the question asked, I do like my pets more than most people.
2006-06-26 01:28:38
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answer #1
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answered by StereoZ 4
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I'll share this with you,,,and yes I care very much for any animal in my care.
Rev. Steven
PET RULES
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - snout height.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the
fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door
I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Usually come when called
5. Never drive your car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
2006-06-26 08:25:50
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answered by DIY Doc 7
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Actually I have a shih-tzu puppy(Josie) and I love it as if I gave birth to it for real.It thinks it is a human being.It doesn't know any better being around only humans.I woulld put my life on the line for Josie.But that does not mean I'd rather be around pets more than people even though my puppy can sing and call me moma.I love aduly conversation.Relating to your own race is life.We could not get through this world without human connection.
2006-06-26 08:26:32
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answered by candy_apple033 3
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Yes, not all people, but my pets are better than most!
2006-06-26 08:22:01
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answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6
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Yes
2006-06-26 09:38:14
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answered by charleedude 4
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People more important then Pets, coz Pets for free time and fun but good relation and descover ...Etc you can find it from people
2006-06-26 08:27:05
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answered by Alaa 2
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Definately yes. My boy harley is always good and never leaves his stuff in my way. Is always considerate. Always asks. Doesn't leave the door open. He's just a good boy. Anybody would like him over a person.
2006-06-26 08:23:03
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answered by TMAC 5
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i cannot tell about others but yes I love my pets a lot.
2006-06-26 08:23:42
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answered by sudjenni 3
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Absolutely.
2006-06-26 08:32:55
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answered by Elspeth 3
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I love them just as much. i consider them family too not just a pet.
2006-06-26 08:22:38
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answered by ♥mcmanda♥ 5
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