and just does a nasty poo poo on the floor. (for those who don't know what a poo poo is its one of those smelly nasty things you do in the loo. I'm not swearing I'm a Christian.)
Eventually a bloke walks in, doesn't se the poo and skids on it and smashes his face on the bar.
Not long after another bloke walks in doesn't see the nasty stuff he to skids on the smelly stuff and smacks face on the bar.
The first bloke says 'I've just done that.'
So the second bloke punched him in the face
2006-06-25 20:15:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the "poo poo" made me lol, it's been a while since I've heard that expression!
2006-06-25 20:19:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good. but usually the second bloke is described as a 'big rough biker'. that adds more oomph to the punch. : - )
2006-06-26 08:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nowadays bar jokes suck. But this one was pretty good. I'll give it a 7 and heif.
2006-06-26 03:28:24 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before
Still laughed though. Very good
2006-06-26 05:07:31 · answer #4 · answered by angelcake 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah :0)
2006-06-26 09:28:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just made my day... Glad I logged in today.
2006-06-26 03:58:27 · answer #6 · answered by pRoFouNd PrOfunDiTy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke should get arrested! cheehuahua! jk thx for sharing^^
2006-06-26 03:22:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud one!! keep posting such jokes
2006-06-26 03:30:57 · answer #8 · answered by Deepanshu Gupta 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA .....Lol..... this is the first time i heard this joke.
2006-06-26 03:18:22 · answer #9 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-06-26 11:24:26 · answer #10 · answered by Azzin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋