A couple went to a spouse swapping party. They met a extraterrestrial couple and thought it would be nice to switch partners for the night. So they went off with the opst spouse. When the woman saw the male martians' pen*s she said "Kind of short isn't it?"
Well the martian reached up and patted his head. While he did that his thing got longer and longer. The woman saw that and said "That's nice but it's not very fat is it?" The martian reached up and pulled on his ears while doing so his pen*s got fatter and fatter. The women had a grand time that night. In the morning the couple were comparing their experience. The woman said "I really enjoyed myself, we should swap again." The man said "I enjoyed it too but, I just can't figure out why she kept patting my head and pulling my ears!"
2006-06-25 20:08:48 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why indeed? i cant figure it out myself.. hi hi hi
2006-06-26 03:53:35 · answer #1 · answered by katrina_ponti 6 · 11⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny
2006-06-25 20:13:27 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha... LOL whre did u get this joke 4rm??? its very good
2006-06-25 20:21:00 · answer #3 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one got any more?
2006-06-25 20:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, I am hysterical over this one
2006-06-25 20:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by nik named mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hillarious one
2006-06-27 02:17:18 · answer #6 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old.
2006-06-25 20:30:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
hahahaha
2006-06-25 21:24:04 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz!thx
2006-06-25 20:20:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!
2006-06-25 20:18:21 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋