Will a phrased Bible verse yield more pearls in heaven, more points in score or more punches from Atheists?

Answer 1

I'd go for the latter, Perv.

Still love your avatar. What country do you live in? Your avatar should be recognised as a national emblem. Although it is starting to look like a Teletubbie.

Robb10036, think. Use your head; the answer will come quite easily.

Answer 2

depends on a number of factors...

- is the context of the verse considered?
- does the verse wielder know what the verse REALLY means?
- does the verse pertain to the situation from the wielder AND wieldee's points of view?
- is the wielder quoting the bible with a sense of humility and in order to help another?
- is the wieldee also a christian who takes the bible seriously?

if the answer to all these questions is yes then i'd say positive pearls, positive points, and 0 punches.

if the answer to any of these questions is no, i'd say that definitely means less points in score and either zero or negative pearls. punches is prolly 0 or positive.

if the answer to ALL of the questions is no, then i'd say 0 or negative pearls (depends on the wielder's heaven bound status), only the points you get for answering a ?, and more punches - assuming that either the wielder and wieldee are in close proximity or you are taking figurative punches into account.

Answer 3

the monkey doesn't like verses because the monkey can't read.
the above is why the atheists hate verse throwing.
but seriously, questions about the bible are a good thing.
if you don't know then ask.
but if people would read the thing they wouldn't have to ask so much, but that's still good because a lot of people who read it don't comprehend everything and need to ask; and a lot of those people don't want anyone to know that they read the bible so this is a perfect place for them to ask.
hey pervey pirate, excuse my long windedness

Answer 4

What has the Bibble verse to do with punches from Athesits?