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... is God the Highway...?
... and what are the priests?
... the holes on the pavement?

2006-06-25 18:44:48 · 24 answers · asked by Transgénico 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

24 answers

The bible was written by human beings, so who is to say that any of it is true? Show me something tangible, and not just something that is written down by people, who for all we know, could have just been yankin our chains. As for priests, pastors and the like, every one of them has their own interpretation of the bible, so if you believe, why in the world would you need someone to be a "relay" from you to god??? I don`t know how many times I have heard the saying, "god hears all prayers", so why go to church to have the priest or whoever, tell you what is what, when you could do it in the privacy of your own home, and I will even answer that as well, $$$$$$$, have any of you ever checked out how much the catholic church is worth, tunzamoney, thats how much, not too mention the real evil types, the televangelists, who rake in who knows how many millions a year, and look at all the trouble they are constantly getting into, and yet, there are so many Gullible people that still continue to send them money. Religion=Money, and none of it is intended for your benefit.

2006-06-25 19:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by dukefritz79 3 · 1 2

Your question doesn't really make sense.....but I Guess life is actually the highway, you just have to take the right turn.
The holes in the pavement are people who try to discourage you from believing.
most are just speed bumps though, that only distract you momentarily.
Priests (real ones) are kinda like road signs, helping point the right way.

2006-06-25 18:51:07 · answer #2 · answered by saintfighteraqua 4 · 0 0

I must say that I know Jesus is the way, but thought of him as more of a gateway than a roadway, so does that make God a field or something? The priests, well it depends on the priest, some are gate latches, blocking the way, some are the hinges, in varying states of repair, helping you to open the gate!

2006-06-25 18:56:13 · answer #3 · answered by Bratfeatures 5 · 0 0

Jesus is Lord
He is the way to Haven/ Life
He is the only way
Priests are like a teacher

2006-06-25 18:50:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus is the way to get to God! I know you are just joking but Jesus is the most powerful human being to ever live! So maybe you can think of some jokes that won't offend so many people! I am going to pray for you, if that's okay with you?

2006-06-25 18:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Cowgirl♥ 4 · 0 0

Jesus is the way, the truth and the life. By "way", they are referring to the way to God, the way into Heaven, the way to have eternal life.
Priests? I dunno what they would be. Gas station attendants that you'd stop off and ask directions from?
Holes on the pavement...sin!

2006-06-25 18:48:14 · answer #6 · answered by amylynn25 3 · 0 0

Jesus is God. The priests ( or pastors) are gas stations, the pot holes are people that try to discourage you from going that way.

2006-06-25 18:47:52 · answer #7 · answered by nonexistentdog 3 · 0 0

No one said Christians are perfect i.e Catholics, LOL!

God is the creator, Jesus is the savior, and the Holy Spirit is the "helper"! They all make the One God!

Link below will give you some insight!

God Loves YOU
Heather :)

2006-06-25 18:48:35 · answer #8 · answered by hdb8241981 3 · 0 0

Look thats really dumb

god and jesus are like the same thing they are a part of the holy spirit.

just go with ur life read the bible try as hard as u can not to sin and you are good :]

2006-06-25 18:47:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the priests are the the alter boys dates

2006-06-25 18:46:49 · answer #10 · answered by hipergirl22 7 · 0 0

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