Ex."I love you like a fat kid loves cake" or "I love you like Jared loves Subway"
2006-06-25 18:32:56 · 8 answers · asked by Miss B Allyn 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Are u a fu*kin comedian cause u funny,I come fast like a virgin
2006-06-25 18:39:24 · answer #1 · answered by Young boi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you til Niagra falls.... until the kitchen sinks, until the day breaks...
there was a whole poem like this but I can't remember the rest of it. It was a childrens book...
2006-06-25 20:25:13 · answer #2 · answered by nik named mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate you like the salad i threw up last nite.
2006-06-25 19:32:19 · answer #3 · answered by Rachmanioff 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know why you dont believe me when I say I love you. Jill does believe me only you do not.
2006-06-26 02:43:36 · answer #4 · answered by THATHA75 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love you like belimic ppl love throwing up
2006-06-25 18:43:20 · answer #5 · answered by rjb2k6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love you like arabs love car bombs
2006-07-02 15:11:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm off like a prom dress!"
2006-06-26 00:26:58 · answer #7 · answered by contraamphibium 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I love technology, but no as much as you."
2006-06-25 18:44:18 · answer #8 · answered by nonexistentdog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋