I am young and fat with soda pop oozing out of my pores. I have terrible acne and my breath smells rancid - like something crawled in it and died a couple years ago. I have over half of my teeth left. BUT I AM YOUNG... why can't men look past a few flaws in my life and date me. Come on guys... you are staring at a free lunch!!! I also have 3 children that NEED a father!!! The children were fathered by different men.
2006-06-25 18:27:24 · 19 answers · asked by Jane L 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Honey all I can say is u will make a nice Dude a good wife :>)
2006-06-25 18:29:54 · answer #1 · answered by Hea Dude ! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u serious? u just basically described y u cant get a man. i'll retype it for u.i am fat with soda pop oozing out of my pores. I have terrible acne and my breath smells rancid - like something crawled in it and died a couple years ago. I have over half of my teeth left. its doesnt matter dat ur young. ur just a bit too nasty and did u consider that u might be ugly. i mean come on, would u date u?i dont think so. some ppl can look beyond the flaws but u have 2 many. omg i cant belive u asked this question. sry to be mean, but its the truth hon.but i hope u find a man dat can look beyond ur flaws and be a great father to ur childern.
2006-06-26 01:33:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This confession was written by a lonely man or woman wanting to find someone desperate enough to say they'd go out with the imaginary person created by this scenario. It hurts my heart, because I am young and fat, but none of the other things, and this is all a joke to someone hunkered over a computer screen, grinning superiorly. Seek absolution
2006-06-26 01:31:44 · answer #3 · answered by tye_dyedfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well rember it is not what is on the outside itis what is on the inside you will find a man who loves you for you and loves your kids too dont worry mr right is right around the corner the best thing to do is keep lookin and when u do find him make sure he is real and loves you for you and your kids rember you dont need a man in your life all you need is GOD and thats the only man you need because he can do alot more things for you than any other guy out there
oh and maami chick that left u that coment dont listen to her she just another person tryn to bring people down because she is insercure about her self
2006-06-26 01:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by josh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just take care of your health first and have a happy life with the kids. Someone will notice your happiness one day and see beyond the surface.
2006-06-26 01:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by Son of Gap 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are u for real????? pull the rest of the teeth & send the kids 2 the sitters &we got a date
2006-06-26 01:31:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha.. free lunch.. you sound like Patty and Selma from the Simpsons...
2006-06-26 01:30:49 · answer #7 · answered by CUBICLE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol honey thats the best thing i heard the whole day
and guess what u have won yourself something....
i can father your 3 imaginary children! ! ! ! !
2006-06-26 03:36:43 · answer #8 · answered by coolman_nycity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL @ anyone that thought the original poster was serious. This was obviously a joke.
2006-06-26 01:55:01 · answer #9 · answered by Evan 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe cuz u have 3 kids and now in days men dont want to get with girls that have babies
2006-06-26 01:35:58 · answer #10 · answered by Diva08 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋