How many christians would run crying to church if I ...?

Question

...told them I'm Wiccan and threatened to turn them into a frog?

Answer 1

They can't run if I help and hold them.

Answer 2

Hmmm...most wiccan that I know wouldn't threaten to turn someone into a frog. They also don't try to provoke others to arguments over religion.

For those stating that witchcraft is not real or that there is no power in it, I would urge you to read Deuteronomy. God would not tell mankind to stay away from it if it weren't something that Satan cooked up to draw people away from the Lord. Oh...and look...it is working in some cases. The great thing is that in the name of Jesus Christians have authority over that type of power. As someone else said, TRUE Christians are protected from supernatural forces by the Holy Spirit dwelling in them.

Of course it sort of cracks me up that some people would rather believe that they have the power to change people into anything or to manipulate time, space and even the will of others, yet refuse to believe that there could be a God that loves them so much He was willing to shed holy blood to pay the ransom for their souls and set them free from the traps that Satan has trapped them in.

Answer 3

Hahahaha......oh man.....what a joke. The only thing most of them might do as we should, is pray for your soul. And that can be done anywhere at anytime. Oh, and if you turned anyone into a frog, wouldn't the real term be HOP to a church. If you're going to try and be silly, at least get it right. Frogs do hop right. That I know of, I never seen one run. So obviously you can't do it, becuase if you could, you wouldn't have made such a bludering mistake in your dismal minded question.

Answer 4

Probably not as many as the number of wiccans that would run crying to their coven if I threatened them with a shotgun.

Answer 5

I am not sure. I do know that Christians and Wickens are both hocas pocas and that if people would come back to reality and deal with the issues in the real world, it would be a better place.

Answer 6

how many Wiccans would run if the Church came to them?LOL

Answer 7

They would probably shake their head and pray for you. Maybe you'll come to Christianity when Wicca isn't trendy anymore. We'll be waiting with open arms. Btw I've read your previous stuff and it's not particularly clever. Just kinda ignorant.

Answer 8

Dear Desdemona,

I am a Christian.

And you do not have the power to turn me into a frog :)

Please do consider the offer of salvation through Jesus Christ (http://www.godsci.org/gs/new/essence.html)

I used to be an atheist. Over a period of time however, I grew convinced of the existence of the Christian God, and ultimately committed my life to Christ (e.g., see http://www.godsci.org/gs/chri/testimony/seek.html ).

Cordially,
John

Answer 9

You couldn't turn me into a frog. I don't believe in witches and stuff.
Stop watching Harry Potter!

☺

Answer 10

I don't jump at the chance to tell ANYbody their going to hell. Nor, do I run when some lunatic "casts" some totally inane "spell" on me. I would simply stand there, and tell you to go for it. then I would laugh myself silly, when nothing happens. Oh, by the way... Yes, I AM a born-again, spirit-filled Christian. God Bess you.

Answer 11

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Hell does the list go on, I guess.

But Hell, what have forgs ever done to you that you want to degrade them so badly? Poor frogs! Think about it before transforming any Christian into an amphibian.