One day a traveling salesman was driving down a country road
when he passed by a three-legged chicken. He stepped on the gas, but at fifty miles per hour the chicken was still ahead. After a few miles, the chicken ran up a driveway and into a barn behind an old farmhouse.
The salesman drove up to the house and knocked at the door. When he told the farmer what he'd just seen, the farmer said that his son was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken so that he, his wife, and his son could each get a drumstick.
The salesman said,"That's fantastic.How do they taste?"The farmer said,"I don't know. We can't catch them."....
lol?
2006-06-25 18:06:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okok..cheehuahua!lolz
2006-06-25 18:10:52 · update #1
Queen of the day
2006-06-25 19:45:08 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Here is funnier:
At a Gynecologist convention in two gynecologists were talking. One from France says, "There was a woman in my office yesterday with a clitoris like a watermelon."
One from England says, "That's impossible, if she had a clitoris the size of a watermelon she couldn't walk.
The first one responded, "You English, always thinking about size. I was talking about taste."
In interview, Santa was asked: Who's Monica Seles? A tennis player.
Ok, who's Monica Lewinski?
Penis player.
A man kills a deer & cooks it but doesn't tell kids what it is.
He gives a clue: It's what mom calls me.
Boy cries out: Don’t eat it. It's a ******* asshole.
A doctor saw a nurse with one of her boobs hanging out of dress. He questioned her, Nurse said, "Oh these medical students never keep things in place after use!"
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
Have good time!
2006-06-26 01:26:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
hahahaha
2006-06-26 01:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its cute 'n funny. Props 2 U
2006-06-26 05:08:13 · answer #4 · answered by Dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muahahahahahah *evil geneticist laugh*
2006-06-26 01:08:32 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.
2006-06-26 01:32:13 · answer #6 · answered by frogspeaceflower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Tyson" chicken has caught them...sometime get get whole cut up chicken with 3 legs, or 3 breasts......or 3 thighs, and one with 4 wings!!
2006-06-26 01:14:32 · answer #7 · answered by brat71825 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha.....there u are again. this time with a runaway chicken......lmao
Cheers!!
2006-06-26 02:12:28 · answer #8 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-06-26 01:09:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!! Good that they dont have a family of 5!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-26 02:33:33 · answer #10 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋