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I heard that they are very kinky and romantic and like to cuddle

2006-06-25 17:51:17 · 8 answers · asked by Kara 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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They like to use bananas during sex, and if you don't go down on them, I hear they will throw feces at you. Not my cup of tea.

2006-06-25 17:54:29 · answer #1 · answered by cup_o_shina 3 · 0 0

well may be... cos i know that humans are a descendant of monkeys.... the evolution of monkeys led to humans..... so if humans are the BEST lovers, you can expect monkeys to be at least GOOD lovers.....
mitr says... monkeys share the same passion in sex as humans do..... but advise is never let a monkey sc*rew you.....

2006-06-25 17:57:24 · answer #2 · answered by mitr_hamesha 3 · 0 0

yes there is this porch monkey in my nieghborhood... I always see girls over at his house so ... I guess monkeys must be good lovers!

2006-06-25 17:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

u r joking?
it is sick.....if u are thinking of u and a monkey.
monkey n monkey can make a pretty good couple...

2006-06-25 17:54:15 · answer #4 · answered by answerer101 5 · 0 0

Wow people are really screw up now a days. they should come out with a screening before people get animals as pets because of sick people like you.

2006-06-25 17:56:11 · answer #5 · answered by ~Mrs.C 4 · 0 0

Yes, if you're a monkey!

2006-06-25 17:55:25 · answer #6 · answered by Blue_eyed_Angel 2 · 0 0

Sounds like you are an idiot, so I don't think you could attract one, sorry...

2006-06-25 17:59:33 · answer #7 · answered by jen N 1 · 0 0

not into beastiality.

2006-06-25 17:55:17 · answer #8 · answered by baby 5 · 0 0

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