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A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"

2006-06-25 17:41:34 · 13 answers · asked by west side! 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

What do you do to stamps? You lick them! He only wanted to lick her heh

2006-06-25 17:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by Alicia 5 · 7 0

He liked to like stamps so he wanted to licked and she miss him because she liked it when he licked it

2006-06-26 01:55:43 · answer #2 · answered by jskemper 2 · 0 0

You lick stamps Lick it LMAO

2006-06-26 00:51:42 · answer #3 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 0 0

Now u know the punch line an Oldiee but good PG13 joke

2006-06-26 00:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

the last husband enjoy licking stamps and so he also enjoyed licking her you know, vagina. she, of course enjoyed having it licked and so she says that she misses him.

2006-06-26 00:45:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hehe he wanted to lick her because you lick stamps hehe it is cute though hehe check ya later ♥

2006-06-26 00:59:04 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

You don't get a lot of things do you? j/k

You lick stamps, he licked her!

2006-06-26 02:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0 0

lick it
good one

2006-06-26 00:45:54 · answer #8 · answered by snookie121280 4 · 0 0

Haha Iv heard this one b4, well a different version of it anyway. So hmmmmm u dont get it, you must be a virgin also or blonde. :)

2006-06-26 00:45:48 · answer #9 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0 1

you lick them

2006-06-26 01:53:00 · answer #10 · answered by chrislmcsherry 2 · 0 0

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