Me personally, I love his sense of humor and he fills out leather pants quite nicely.
2006-06-25 17:28:50 · 33 answers · asked by Frau Blücher 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You little christians are so funny!
2006-06-25 17:34:15 · update #1
You're not kidding about the leather pants. My favorite thing about him is the way he wields his crop. Oh, baby.
2006-06-25 17:30:59 · answer #1 · answered by )o(Moonbeam Maeve)o( 2 · 8⤊ 9⤋
He may be laughin now but he won't have the last laugh and you wont think his sense of humor is so great when you're down there burning in hell with him watching all us funny little Christians feasting and laughing and partying down with Jesus up on those streets of gold. So what I like about Satan is the way he was defeated two thousand years ago.
2006-06-25 17:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by DIXIE B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan? Nah... I was not too fond of him, but I do admire Lucifer. Satan and Lucifer are brothers. Satan is the more cunning one and Lucifer is the more blunt one. To be honest, I do not know why I admire Lucifer. Maybe because him and I have had an interesting experience in a past life? No doubt really...
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2006-06-25 18:46:19 · answer #3 · answered by Jesse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm fascinated by Satan's place in the Heavenly order. He's a creation of God, yet he fills an opposing position which I think is important in the divine plan. Sort of like Gollum in the lotr saga. Or would he be Sauron himself? It's just interesting.
Btw, I'm Christian.
2006-06-25 17:51:30 · answer #4 · answered by professor x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, the leather pants, but wouldn't you surrender to fiery foreplay? What about the quick wit, too?
Ah, if Satan were true, and not only a figment of the christian imaginary... The things we could do to him, supposing he's one for parties and orgies...
2006-06-25 20:23:35 · answer #5 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's smart- he knows the Bible pretty well. but then, he has to if he expects to have control over earth. he's pretty good at twisting the truth around. but, sad for him, he made his choice a long time ago and is trying desparately now to win as much as he can before his time is up. I can't say, though, that he has much control over some of us. Just cause he's smart or clever doesn't mean i can't beat him with God's help. after all, I'm weilding the sword of Truth and wearing the armor of God.
2006-06-25 17:44:12 · answer #6 · answered by disciple1987 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The thing I love about Satan is that it's an anagram of another popular mythical figure, Santa.
2006-06-25 17:34:38 · answer #7 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the amount of points that Miroslav Satan scored this past season in fantasy hockey
2006-06-25 17:35:48 · answer #8 · answered by howard the duq 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe satan will let you wear his leather pants. Tinkerbell.....
2006-06-25 19:33:01 · answer #9 · answered by luv2so2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hate satan, but i guess everything has a good side.
good thing about satan:
-they never give up
-consistent
although they live to make people do bad things, i think it's a good thing to be consistent and never give up.
2006-06-25 17:55:37 · answer #10 · answered by Freedom yeah freedom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
devil is one option character of God, Who has Dissociative id disease, led to because of the fact He might desire to not end obsessing with regard to the evil He had created, and how an all-good being created a international the place each little thing in It became unworthy of His presence.
2016-12-08 12:41:22 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋