The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breathand lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a verygood reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
2006-06-25 17:27:36 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahaha!Good mornting sire!..lol hmm a ten stars joke!^^
2006-06-25 17:29:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
6/10
>> LiN <<
2006-06-26 02:02:12 · answer #2 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had a girl who used to give me crap about drinking but to her id say f*ck you I'm drunk f*ck you I'm drunk you can poor my booze down the sink i got more in the trunk. LOL Irish drinking song
2006-06-26 00:44:09 · answer #3 · answered by giantdwarfbat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be his last meal, hope he likes a knuckle sandwich
2006-06-26 00:41:10 · answer #4 · answered by mt_lil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh. Not horrible, I guess.
2006-06-26 00:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by Not Allie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, i needed a laugh today
2006-06-26 00:32:12 · answer #6 · answered by ana82juarez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha...........breakfast at 6??? this is hilarious.
Cheers!!!!
2006-06-26 00:47:46 · answer #7 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say the same thing. lol
2006-06-26 00:45:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.....
2006-06-26 11:03:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
2006-06-26 00:52:40 · answer #10 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋