i feel like laughing.?

Question

does n e 1 have jokes.

Answer 1

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

Answer 2

What did one one coin say to the other coin?
We make perfect cents!

Why did the cannibal get fired?
He kept buttering up his boss.

Why did the sea roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom!

This is true:
Two friends of mine were walking and the passed a Gardenia bush. At first it smelled great, then one friend (C) expelled gas, silently. My other friend (M) said, "Eww, over here this bush smells like sewer!" C giggled and then started laughing because M kept carrying on: "Oh, it's disgusting! really! It's awful and stinks like a sewer!" C then ADMITTED TO Farting!!!! and M told her that she needed to go to the doctor because something was just plain ROTTEN inside of her!!!!

Now that makes me laugh even to this day and it happened more than 7 years ago!

Answer 3

So this guy walks in to a bar and says "Ouch"

Answer 4

i dont have balls, but, id drag my balls threw broken glass just to hear u piss in a tin can over a long distance phone call...

Answer 5

are you really that ugly when you get up in the morning. Don't drink no coffee until you wash ect.................