2006-06-25 15:55:46 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ROFLMAO!
nice.
:)
(I notice for the majority, a sense of humor is as about as existent as common sense...lol!)
2006-06-25 15:58:34 · answer #1 · answered by googlywotsit 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Dude, sounds like you have a pretty oppressive home environment if you have to ask this question here.
I am assuming from the way you phrase your question that your parents want you to be gay. Just tell them that guys are not your thing and that your would rather date a girl.
2006-06-25 16:06:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For those of you who have not gotten it it is a joke and a pretty funny one at that. It turns PCism on it's head. Speaking of Jokes have you heard the one about the difference between a Maniac and a Crazy person. "A maniac will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo. A crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a bunny suit at the time." -George Carlin
2006-06-25 16:05:36 · answer #3 · answered by Love of Truth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you mean to convince them that your religious beliefs are correct and their lack of belief is false, you can't. At least not without evidence of the existance of God, which there is none.
You'd be better off trying to find proof of your own beliefs, first. In the meantime respect their beliefs and ask them why they don't believe. They may have a valid reason.
2006-06-25 16:06:00 · answer #4 · answered by jeffrey_meyer2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did u mean to ask 2 questions here?
u r straight... does that mean u r not gay.. thats fine. Tell them.
or it means u believe in some religion or anything that's not atheist.. fine discuss it with them and say why u do not believe in atheism.
2006-06-25 16:17:23 · answer #5 · answered by masku darling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this supposed to mean that anyone who is an atheist is gay? That's interesting...
Your parents should love you no matter what. They may not always agree with you, but they should you respect you for making your own decisions. Be honest, respectful, and loving.
2006-06-25 16:01:01 · answer #6 · answered by disciple1987 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2006-06-25 16:08:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very,VERY, carefully! This could get dangerous! Are you up to it? Take a friend so they don't try to chop you up for dinner! Maybe you should wear a cross for protection! Good Luck...and may the force be with you.
Sorry dude, I type slow. I guess the answer was "de,de,de...I don't get the Question????"
Your on a roll, try another!!!
Tag Jimmy, your IT!!!!!
2006-06-25 16:02:29 · answer #8 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Straight? You mean different, and what makes you think that you have to tell them that you decided to accept a different belief system than theirs?
2006-06-25 16:01:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lie to them like you always do.
Joh 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
2006-06-25 15:59:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that you got some girl pregnant and that her brother and 2 of her aunts are gay. That will take the pressure off you and give them hope.
2006-06-25 16:04:24 · answer #11 · answered by limendoz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋