1. but everybody looks funny naked
2. you woke me up for that?
3. try breathing through your nose
4. is that a medic-alert pendant?
5. but whipped cream makes me break out
6. on 2nd though, lets turn of the lights
7. i thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
8. i want a baby!
9. what is that?
10. maybe we should call dr. ruth
11. did you now the ceiling needs painting?
12. i think you have it on backwords
13. oops! did i remember to take my pill?
14. i told you it wouldnt work without battereis
15. did i tell you my aunt martha died in this bed?
16. no, really... i do this part better myself
17. perhaps your just out of practise
18. you remind me of my cousin
19. i have a confession......
20. i really hate people who actually think sex means something
21. did you come yet, dear?
22. ill tell you who im fantasizing about if you tell me who you are fantasizing about...
23. when would you like to meet my parents?
24. long kisses clog my sinuses...
2006-06-25 15:51:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is y last joke for tonight i got to go to sleep its 3 am here in nj
2006-06-25 15:52:26 · update #1
dont worry everyone ill be back tomorrow
2006-06-25 16:00:06 · update #2
very funny
ya know whats sad is the first time me and my now ex b/f done it i read a book, everytime after i watched the clock cuz i knew within 3 mins he would be done..
< this is sad but true >
2006-06-25 16:13:12 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Lisa♥ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
one day a senior from h.s. brought his gf over for the night. he had to share a room with his 10 yr old brother--- they were planning having sum that night. but since the brother was sleeping in the lower bunk of the bed they had to come up with a code so the guy told his gf that every time she want his "thing" to go in to say lettuce and we she wanted it out to say tomato..so it went lettuce, tomato,lettuce, tomato,lettuce, tomato,lettuce, tomato, untill the brother woke up and said stop making sandwiches youre getting mayonase all over my face... lol
2006-06-25 15:56:25 · answer #2 · answered by ♥SarahLuvsYoohFoo♥ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A time or two.
2006-06-25 15:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by lazeydazey_63845 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
never heard those but they're awesome! hehe and come on i stay up until 5 or 6 in da morning and i'm 15 hehe you can do the same!!! more jokes please lol check ya later â¥
2006-06-25 15:58:15 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn its a shame that you have to go to bed i would like to read more they were pretty funny, thanks for the laugh as well as the points.
2006-06-25 15:58:31 · answer #5 · answered by apache672004 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you made all of this up by yourself. Hmmm I wonder how creative your bedside manner is?
2006-06-25 16:34:38 · answer #6 · answered by LadyRedWild 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ummm....nope...but then again we haven't had sex, so maybe this isn't a good question for me to answer...ho-hum...oh well
2006-06-25 15:57:27 · answer #7 · answered by Bitch 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'll slap him if he ever said that especially 18 and21,i'll slap him so hard
2006-06-25 15:58:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no but thats funny though
2006-06-25 15:55:53 · answer #9 · answered by clydetta_mckinney 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've actually used some of those.
2006-06-25 17:57:28 · answer #10 · answered by ana82juarez 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋