Im not racist, but some of these are pretty funny.
How do u stop a black guy from drowning?
Get ur foot off his head.
How do u stop a black guy from choking?
Cut the rope.
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
a pizza doesnt scream in the oven.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a black guy?
a pizza can feed a family of four
2006-06-25 15:49:47 · 26 answers · asked by southern_steven 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow. U guys are LAME.
It says in the title, that if ur easily offended to stay away.
Yet u come anyways and complain?
Report, me, its your fault for viewing it when u didnt have to.
2006-06-25 15:54:57 · update #1
there arent other jokes about other races because these are my favorite jokes?
2006-06-25 15:58:26 · update #2
To bad i heard everyone of them already but they are still funny.. it was nice that u put that up front so people would not look.. but of course people do not listen and want to rant and rave about something... let them report ya for this i would just think about how u made some of us laugh.
2006-06-25 15:59:36 · answer #1 · answered by ~Mrs.C 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
not funny at all.
Insensitive, crass, rude, obnoxious...
but once I get over the stinging pins and needles all over like someone just smacked me in the face, and think about it, I do notice a recurring theme.
Most of the jokes you consider funny seem to entail victimizing, torturing, killing a person in some way. Like hanging, burning, drowning.
kind of...violent... and you think that is funny (forget about what ever race you chose , just thinking about the violence and how you think that is funny)
I would say ,
you need professional help if you find that kind of stuff entertaining. Perhaps you are a psychopath or a sadist or something?
2006-06-25 22:58:45 · answer #2 · answered by ivehadit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea.. talk about the black people! Why isn't there jokes about Mexican and other races?
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Hold up.. what if I post some jokes about Mexicans or other races? So you ain't going to complain? I'm kinda alright with the first joke. But the second and the last is just plain wrong! You deserve to be banned, mayne..
2006-06-25 22:56:28 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Chamillitary Amberleé♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love the pizza ones
incidently blacks tell the best black jokes
whats brown and white and flops around McDonalds parking lot?
a Mexican and a seagull fighting over a french fry
2006-06-25 22:56:42 · answer #4 · answered by giantdwarfbat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The uptight and offendable bu$tsniffers should read the title & stay the F@ck away!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-06-25 22:57:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a ***-er in a three piece suit?
Defendant
What do you say to a ***-er that just raped a white woman?
Good job son.
How do you get 100 ***-ers in a phone booth?
Toss in a rock of crack.
How do you get them out?
Toss in a bar of soap.
2006-06-25 23:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm a black person & i don't find the jokes offensive in any way.
i do, however, find them corny, old, dated, whack, lame, rank, tired, desperate, sucky, and anything else that can describe how sorry those quote-unquote jokes are.
2006-06-25 23:35:24 · answer #7 · answered by aleasha_0511 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a black guy, asian, guy and white guy and a arabian guy were on a cliff. the arabian guy jumped of da cliff and said this for my people, the asain guy jumped off da cliif and said this for my people and the black pushed the white guy off the cliff and said this for my people. lmao.
heres another 1
a jewish guy and a hispanic guy was on the train. the jewish guy saw a picture of hitler and started to stomp on it. the hispanic guy asked him why is he stepping on the picture he said because this guy enslaved and killed my people. then the hispanic guy started to stomp on the picture so the jewish guy asked why are you stomping on it he said because he didnt finish his job. lmao i know grimey.
2006-06-25 23:16:27 · answer #8 · answered by ~Sunny Delite~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny f uck all these little sensitive a ss bit ches on here im not racist but funny im white and its funny when they make fun of white fu ck political correctness and all that sh it
2006-06-25 22:55:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok! what's the diff. btween a white man n cow ****?
ans: man theres no diff. btween dem.
how about similarity of an asian n a penis?
ans: their names end with the pronounciation "is".
2006-06-25 23:05:21 · answer #10 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋