read this...............
one day a senior from h.s. brought his gf over for the night. he had to share a room with his 10 yr old brother--- they were planning having sum that night. but since the brother was sleeping in the lower bunk of the bed they had to come up with a code so the guy told his gf that every time she want his "thing" to go in to say lettuce and we she wanted it out to say tomato..so it went lettuce, tomato,lettuce, tomato,lettuce, tomato,lettuce, tomato, untill the brother woke up and said stop making sandwiches youre getting mayonase all over my face... lol
2006-06-25 15:43:10 · 14 answers · asked by ♥SarahLuvsYoohFoo♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i got a good Joke... ok there was 3 guyz and they had a pig and they wanted to put the pig in a fair and they wanted to get 1 prize SO they kept tninking how r thay goin to win 1 of the guyz said i got a ideal we can put a cork up his butt and train a monkey to pull it out SO they won and so the pig WAS HUGE so they pull it out.... three weaks later reporters rur talking what happed the 1 guy said i just suy poop flying every were the 2 guy said the same thing that the 1 guy said and the final guy said i suy a poor letor monkey trying too get away
2006-06-27 06:02:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
One afternoon, a little girl returned home from school and announced that a friend had told her where babies come from.
Amused, her mother replied, "Why don't you tell me all about it?" The little girl explained, "Well, mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing stands up, and then the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
Her mother shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye-to-eye and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies...
"That's how you get jewelry."
2006-06-25 22:51:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHHHHHHhahahaha wow.
One of the best naughty jokes ive heard recently
2006-06-25 22:45:52 · answer #3 · answered by southern_steven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does the words professional therapy mean any thing to you, that is one hell of a sick joke, funny but sick.LMAO!
2006-06-25 22:50:20 · answer #4 · answered by apache672004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a black guy, asian, guy and white guy and a arabian guy were on a cliff. the arabian guy jumped of da cliff and said this for my people, the asain guy jumped off da cliif and said this for my people and the black pushed the white guy off the cliff and said this for my people. lmao.
heres another 1
a jewish guy and a hispanic guy was on the train. the jewish guy saw a picture of hitler and started to stomp on it. the hispanic guy asked him why is he stepping on the picture he said because this guy enslaved and killed my people. then the hispanic guy started to stomp on the picture so the jewish guy asked why are you stomping on it he said because he didnt finish his job. lmao i know grimey.
2006-06-25 23:21:10 · answer #5 · answered by ~Sunny Delite~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mother-in-law is soooo nasty....she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh
2006-06-25 23:19:04 · answer #6 · answered by kat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i never wear panties. why? bcos i believe my tingy needs fresh air just like my nose.
2006-06-25 22:49:35 · answer #7 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they was making love
2006-06-25 22:48:15 · answer #8 · answered by mybfhblaze 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one
2006-06-25 22:47:41 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Lisa♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have been reported on an earlier post of mine. thanks for the two points???
2006-06-26 08:15:54 · answer #10 · answered by teambargain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋