policemen had been working 4 months on a murder case an had just beeen given a valuable lead. the suspect was known as alan shagbreak. sheriff wagner drove around to the suspects place of employement and said to the women at the reception, "have you got a shagbreak here?" she scoffed, "you have got to be kidding. the boss is so cheap we dont even get a coffe break."
2006-06-25 15:32:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry everone i will find a better joke
2006-06-25 15:38:00 · update #1
i gotta better 1 ......
one day a senior from h.s. brought his gf over for the night. he had to share a room with his 10 yr old brother--- they were planning having sum that night. but since the brother was sleeping in the lower bunk of the bed they had to come up with a code so the guy told his gf that every time she want his "thing" to go in to say lettuce and we she wanted it out to say tomato..so it went lettuce, tomato,lettuce, tomato,lettuce, tomato,lettuce, tomato, untill the brother woke up and said stop making sandwiches youre getting mayonase all over my face... lol
2006-06-25 15:40:20 · answer #1 · answered by ♥SarahLuvsYoohFoo♥ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Juan, that is cute...I have another...two 60 year old people are taking a walk on the beach. They come across a beer bottle and decide to rub it. A genie says ok. what do you want? The old woman says I want to travel the world and see wonderful sights. And, what do you want old man says the genie. I want a woman 30 years younger than me. Poof says the genie and off go the 90 year old man and his 60 year old wife on their journey.
2006-06-25 15:42:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Unlike you Juan, I Graduated 3rd grade the first time!
2006-06-25 15:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked it !! it was funny and unexpected and errrrm sweethearts this is jokes and riddles you tell jokes or riddles! and they say i need to get a clue but yeah i liked it check ya later ♥
2006-06-25 15:53:11 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I worked at that company!
2006-06-25 15:42:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey tis is great. dont bother looking for good jokes n dont worry about what others say. just do what u tink is best...
2006-06-25 15:53:58 · answer #6 · answered by atticus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was one of the worst jokes that I have ever heard. Good try.
2006-06-25 15:37:10 · answer #7 · answered by mcwhorsd 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i agree with the others, first is not a question and second is not funny,,,so i guess someone will report u, byeeee
2006-06-25 15:37:06 · answer #8 · answered by rivers_of_life 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is so lame I was so waiting for the funny part to come in getthat s*** outta here.lol
2006-06-25 15:36:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats not very funny, when you come up with a better one, send it to me
2006-06-25 15:35:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋