Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
2006-06-25 15:16:14 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny right there i don't carewho you are thats funny!
2006-06-25 15:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by apache672004 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Now that has got to be one of the better Blonde jokes I've heard with the typical end result but a twist on the education of the gal.
Now if I can just replicate it when I tell it to my friends.
2006-06-25 22:26:27 · answer #2 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! With your permission I'm going to copy and paste it in an Email to my sister. She's a blonde.
2006-06-25 22:30:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
U do'nt have to do elec engg. to figure out that u have to plug a switch for a gadget to work
2006-06-25 23:34:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bondle away be the silly one in the story
2006-06-25 22:39:51 · answer #5 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny !!! but she should not have told them..
2006-06-25 22:21:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok then...weird. i havent heard it b4. not hat funny
2006-06-25 22:20:04 · answer #7 · answered by gimme 10 points 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋