1. you might be a redneck if you think the stockmarket has a fence
2. you might be redneck if youve been involved in a custody battle over a hunting dog
3. you might be redneck if your grandpa died and left everything to his widow. problem is she cant touch a thing till she's 14
4. you might be a redneck if your pickup lines start with "nice tooth, baby!"
5. you might be a redneck if you think the last 4 words of the national anthem are: "gentlemen, start your engines"
6. you might be a redneck if 5th grade was the best 6 years of your life
7. you might be a redneck if 1 of your kids was born on a pool table
8. you might be a redneck if the figurenes on top of your wedding cake were wearing overalls
9. you might be a redneck if your favorite restaurant has a sawdust floor
10. you might be a redneck if youve ever burped and killed a fly
11. you might be a redneck if there were dogs in the church on your weddding day
2006-06-25 15:07:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
who wants some better ones?
2006-06-25 15:12:30 · update #1
All good.....my favorite is:
If you've ever used a toilet brush as a backscratcher, you might be a redneck
2006-06-25 15:18:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good ones!
2006-06-25 15:09:50 · answer #2 · answered by Cheri C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you might be a redneck
2006-06-25 15:09:24 · answer #3 · answered by nunovyorebiznis 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3 thnx 4 the two pnts!!!<3
2006-06-25 15:10:31 · answer #4 · answered by ~*nellie*~ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
...and your point being? Where exactly is the question here???
2006-06-25 15:13:23 · answer #5 · answered by sshiel94 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha..
those were pretty good..
post more if you got 'em..
2006-06-25 15:11:21 · answer #6 · answered by The Chesire Cat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*Yawn*
BORING
2006-06-25 15:11:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thanks..
2006-06-25 16:22:49 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Lisa♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋